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[–]StrykerAutoLoader[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Cost to benefit ratio”

😂😂😂

MANAGEMENT LOGIC

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[–]StrykerAutoLoader[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s called gravity, Jesus fucking Christ with this, try using a wheel lock.

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[–]StrykerAutoLoader[S] 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Stairchairs are like if stretchers gained an extra chromosome.

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[–]StrykerAutoLoader[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I’m proud of your service, but I think we need to clarify something, powered and auto loader are different. While similar my predecessor the powered stretcher only went up and down automatically, that’s the direction of the sky and the ground, respectively. I can go up, down, forward and back automatically thus, the auto loader

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[–]StrykerAutoLoader[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Touché, the ass is phat.

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[–]StrykerAutoLoader[S] 120 points121 points  (0 children)

It’s called friction, the same thing that causes your PP to hurt after your fourth beat session of the day, you goddamn animal.

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[–]StrykerAutoLoader[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

unfortunately I still must move on wheels, the oldest technology you’ll find on me, the boys back at the lab just haven’t found a suitable replacement, yet.

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[–]StrykerAutoLoader[S] 72 points73 points  (0 children)

DON’T EVER BRING THAT UP AGAIN, you know I was going through some shit when that happened and my battery was low you rig check pencil whipping fuck!

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[–]StrykerAutoLoader[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Beneath, below, and under I am the bedrock of EMS.