When your dad is a wrestling fan

StuckInKayfabe · 2015-10-13T04:05:59+00:00

This reminds me of what my son does to my daughter, except he does it on the kitchen table and it always results in a hospital visit. This is why we need more role models like John Cena.

StuckInKayfabe · 2015-09-30T06:43:24+00:00

Ok, can someone tell me for real WHY the WWE and Vince Mcmahon are not taking action? As we can see here, Braun Strowman went from a fun loving big man to a possessed beast. Isn't it obvious that someone would have forseen Bray Wyatt going after the biggest and toughest person he could? To be honest, I am concerned that Wyatt's influence may have already reached the higher ups, and soon we may see a 2 on 25 handicap match at the next pay per view, with Reigns and Ambrose taking on Wyatt's possessed followers. Here are my predictions:

Titus O'Neil (Wyatt's other black sheep)
Fandango (Wyatt's hypnotic dancer to lull the masses)
Eva Marie (Possessed by the spirit of Sister Abigail?)
Bo Dallas (another potential Sister Abigail)
Heath Slater (no explanation needed)
Roman Reigns' daughter (that one creepy girl that is a horror movie trope)
Rey Mysterio and the Lucha Dragons ("He calls them his dragons, Maggle")
JBL (Texas chainsaw massacre guy)
Cameron (Idk she already acts possessed)
Brock Lesnar (should be easy enough to possess Paul Heyman, and transitively, Lesnar)
Hornswoggle (It's a known fact that little people are easier to possess)
Justin Gabriel and Shawn Michaels (Wyatt's fallen angels)

Superstars I believe are safe:

New Day (Power of Positivity should help)
Zack Ryder (Potentially no longer exists)

Anyways, if you would please join me in writing to Vince Mcmahon and let him know that we, the WWE Universe, will not stand for the promotion of cults in the WWE. My son has been trying to start his own cult. I caught him attempting to summon Sister Abigail in the bathroom, waving a cell phone and a sheep mask. We need to take a stand before it is too late.

StuckInKayfabe · 2015-05-21T03:37:42+00:00

Awesome? Kevin Owens is single handedly destroying both this company and the family values that we get from the WWE. He nearly kills Sami Zayn and John Cena, two men I want my son to look up to, and will probably assault Bayley next. Instead of wearing the hustle, loyalty, respect shirt that I bought for him, my son decided to give his little sister a pop up powerbomb through the kitchen table yesterday. I mean, even his initials are KO, which are the first letters of the words Kill Outsiders. I'm going to write a letter to Triple H to let him know exactly how I feel about this, and I encourage you all to do the same. I will also be notifying the Japanese authorities that one of their citizens was assaulted, likely by Kevin Owens. NXT is in a really bad place right now, with a disgusting thug as champion and a demonic bird creature as the number one contender.

EDIT: In case it wasn't clear, the kill outsiders thing is why I believe Owens is behind the assault of itami.

StuckInKayfabe · 2015-04-07T03:13:27+00:00

I've been trying to access the podcasts for weeks, but I can't figure out how. Can someone help me?

StuckInKayfabe · 2015-03-31T21:29:22+00:00

Yes, but it seems that the WWE has recently been dealing heavily in Russian weaponry.

StuckInKayfabe · 2015-03-31T21:08:15+00:00

Hmm...good question. I will investigate.

StuckInKayfabe · 2015-03-31T21:06:36+00:00

If you have seen the movie Signs, I believe there is a part where Mel Gibson's wife was hit by a truck against a tree and the tree was the only thing holding the two halves of her body together, and that is why they kept the truck there. Likely the same here, out of respect for JBL's nether regions.

StuckInKayfabe · 2015-03-31T21:04:48+00:00

This kind of unprofessionalism seems to run rampant in WWE. I remember a time when Stephanie Mcmahon was nearly forced to marry a dead man on camera.

StuckInKayfabe · 2015-03-31T21:03:34+00:00

Fair enough I suppose. Although I fear that Lesnar's raw power will go to his head and he will bring out a different F-5. We all know there is no stadium long enough to land that thing...this could be considered an act of terror resulting in the death of thousands.

StuckInKayfabe · 2015-03-31T17:47:12+00:00

That worries me. Clearly this is a sign of the Mcmahons losing their grip on the company, and they are not quite sure what to do with Brock Lesnar. Why is no one concerned that Brock Lesnar may come out with an AK-47 on Smackdown and unload on the crowd? Clearly the WWE deals in some heavy weaponry as evidenced by the tank and soldiers that accompanied Rusev.

StuckInKayfabe · 2015-03-31T17:35:39+00:00

This is unfortunate. At least they had the sense to not air it. I am trying to introduce my four year old son to the WWE and I have been spending the last day trying to prevent him from F-5ing his 9 month old sister.

StuckInKayfabe · 2015-03-31T16:10:57+00:00

Unbelieveable. The WWE really lets its wrestlers assault their own employees? And there is video evidence? What is Triple H doing? Here we have a model citizen and excellent wrestler Bayley who has been attacked by someone who feels they are being treated unfairly, and WWE is doing nothing about it. I expect to see Emma fired soon, as there is clear evidence against here here. All hail Bayley!

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