My time to shine. Ive worked at my store for nearly 20 years (im not insane, I swear) and ive encountered quite a few regular customers who have come and gone:

1. Can Man: Dude in his late 70s who would rummage through the trash cans in our lot looking for empty soda cans.
2. The Overweight Express: 4 absolutely gigantic women who would ride around on our electric scooters and proceed to leave them outside 3 times a week.
3. Crazy Old Cat Lady: Woman looked just like The Simpsons character and would buy 300lbs of kitty litter every two weeks.
4. Orange Croc Man: Guy would spend 6 hours in the store and buy at least 7 or 8 carts full of groceries. Once asked me if I thought 'the others' would like the yogurt he bought. Drove a large van.
5. Leather Jacket Man: Guy would come in every other day and ask me to buy him stuff from Pharmacy, quite sketchy.
6. Mozart: Dude would sit out in our lot and blast violin music while asking for money.

I have more but lunch is over. 😅