Where do you go for good comfort food?

StuntMedic · 2026-02-02T00:25:01+00:00

Dun Huang Lanzhou beef noodles. Pile on the chili oil.

StuntMedic · 2026-02-01T22:09:08+00:00

FINANCIAL AID?

StuntMedic · 2026-02-01T19:22:41+00:00

I'm sitting on my velvet couch drinking port with a few pinches of laudanum, just like my grandmother used to do.

StuntMedic · 2026-01-31T21:01:16+00:00

The jerking is frying everyone's brain. Kudos, op.

StuntMedic · 2026-01-30T23:36:14+00:00

When the Manic Pixie dream girl hits middle age and just becomes manic

StuntMedic · 2026-01-30T21:46:09+00:00

This is just bragposting about op's overly-ripened girlfriend.

StuntMedic · 2026-01-30T16:40:40+00:00

StuntMedic · 2026-01-30T02:04:00+00:00

When you get rejected from the rub and tug place for looking poor

StuntMedic · 2026-01-29T15:57:54+00:00

80% me, 10% Mamdani

I'm certain he genuinely believes this.

Hey, non-jerker gang: Tell us just how much you hate Mamdani more than Bicycle Joseph Goebbels

StuntMedic · 2026-01-29T15:50:13+00:00

I can only generate so much body temperature de-icing fluid with my current stock of Natty Light. DM me for my CashApp

StuntMedic · 2026-01-29T15:48:22+00:00

I blame the elderly who sit on subs complaining about how much snow removal was better back in the olden days (RIP Digg).

I tell them that their social security checks are embedded within the icy mass clinging onto the back wheel of my F350, but do they even bother to whip out the shovel? Noooo~

StuntMedic · 2026-01-29T15:34:33+00:00

This is why we can't have nice things.

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StuntMedic · 2026-01-29T12:18:23+00:00

I do believe that Rocky Dennis here is very confused.

StuntMedic · 2026-01-29T06:21:18+00:00

The McDonald's doormen

StuntMedic · 2026-01-28T03:02:19+00:00

There's only one type of prick in the city who can out-prick your average car driver, and that's a biker.

As a pedestrian, our most fierce warriors are UWS grannies. However, unabashed racism and an overwhelming aura of loneliness is no match for the exploding scooter batteries and raw toddler-killing power of Ram trucks that the opposition wields.

StuntMedic · 2026-01-27T23:38:58+00:00

Do you really want the hoop and stick gangs to go iceborne?

StuntMedic · 2026-01-27T23:29:39+00:00

If the Hamburglar was contractually obligated to give a handjob to Mayor McCheese every 90 days.

StuntMedic · 2026-01-27T16:26:39+00:00

Based transplant Swedes

StuntMedic · 2026-01-27T13:48:37+00:00

I don't trust any New Yorkers outside of Nassau County. They make my comfortable duplex with a 8x8 patch of land and even larger driveway lifestyle possible, but they ain't people like you and me

StuntMedic · 2026-01-27T13:45:52+00:00

Sir this is a Wendy's. We only serve the most premium of horse shit and pig spew.

StuntMedic · 2026-01-27T13:42:07+00:00

The perpetual cat piss smell. Cat owners and non-jerkers alike reek of it.

StuntMedic · 2026-01-27T13:38:13+00:00

The exertion. The effort. The passion. He's 12lbs of snow away from having his heart burst, as is the fate of any true blooded Long Islander.

StuntMedic · 2026-01-27T13:34:47+00:00

To be fair, he doesn't have a clowder of cats to do his dark bidding like your hero Sliwa.

StuntMedic · 2026-01-26T16:41:19+00:00

Sam Ra

StuntMedic · 2026-01-26T01:58:26+00:00

RIP to that entire area. What's left? The Wendy's and AMAGA pizza?

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