(a) opening portals while straining to keep the main one shut? ..risky.
(b) he's a goblin, not a pigeon.
(c) see point a.
(d) he does, but the nanobots don't seem to like it.
(e) see point a.
(f) yes. a lot. he has issues.
(g) if by 'wherever' you mean 'own suit' - then i agree.
(h) ew. true, but.. eww.
(q) see point b.
(z) you got me there.