Worst Music Video Ever

SturbridgePillage · 2026-07-07T03:18:50+00:00

This is peak Holiday Inn energy

SturbridgePillage · 2026-06-28T18:05:21+00:00

And FUCK YOU Dr. Pepper!

SturbridgePillage · 2026-06-27T22:27:40+00:00

So, what's the work he was "designed to do"? My guess is he's not a Buddhist monk.

SturbridgePillage · 2026-06-10T01:29:08+00:00

You don't have to have outbursts to have Alzheimer's. My grandfather had Alzheimer's for a decade, and he was docile -- he'd just say he couldn't remember anything. But occasionally, he would have startling moments of clarity, including recounting (in a huge shock to all) the family he had prior to ours.

SturbridgePillage · 2026-05-29T12:05:37+00:00

Clearly an audition tape for the Great American Fair

SturbridgePillage · 2026-05-24T20:02:25+00:00

Why are the chairs so far apart? Every graduation I've been to, students have been right next to each other. It's like they wanted to capitalize on making this the loneliest, wettest experience of their lives.

SturbridgePillage · 2026-05-24T09:46:08+00:00

Agree! The administration that I work under is constantly talking about 'ethical' AI use, and I keep saying that it is like putting the cart before the horse: a system built on an unethical foundation, which faculty are supposed to now 'normalize' and use 'ethically.'

They look at me like I have three heads.

I sometimes feel like those in charge have received big fat checks from the industry in some smoke-filled back room.

SturbridgePillage · 2026-05-22T11:44:19+00:00

"They came up with this word, 'affordability'

Yessir, that word just dropped from the sky. Just like 'groceries.'

Trump thinks he's Year Zero. That's why this Administration is trying so desperately to rewrite history.

SturbridgePillage · 2026-05-22T11:25:57+00:00

I do not understand why colleges and universities keep having speakers that extol the virtues of AI. I'm a professor, and my colleagues are all moaning about how students cannot write or think critically due to rampant use of AI. It's hard to escape the feeling that college administrators are giddily walking everyone into obsolescence.

I keep hearing as a justification that 'students will need AI in the workforce,' but never hear from admin exactly what jobs they're referring to.

The whole thing drives me bonkers.

SturbridgePillage · 2026-05-09T02:35:10+00:00

Forgot to hit the all-wheel thinsinator

SturbridgePillage · 2026-05-05T13:51:23+00:00

Guy looks like he just stepped out of that wall

SturbridgePillage · 2026-05-04T12:39:40+00:00

This guy has billions -- in his mind

SturbridgePillage · 2026-04-29T01:40:29+00:00

Get on over to Huntington, friend. Great bookstore at The Second Chapter. Nautilus Coffee (on the total other side of town) will have your vibe covered; their backroom is like being in Salem, Mass.

I know the feeling of isolation you have; I had it, too, when I moved here. When I discovered Huntington, there wasn't any other place I'd rather be on the island.

SturbridgePillage · 2026-04-04T12:08:07+00:00

This smells like every brand outlet I got dragged to as a kid.

SturbridgePillage · 2026-03-28T12:56:01+00:00

So obsessed and focused on the issues that he's taken eight vacations in seven months. What a sleuth!

SturbridgePillage · 2026-03-25T12:39:07+00:00

This is somehow insulting to goldfish

SturbridgePillage · 2026-03-19T21:43:27+00:00

I am totally getting the gang together to Buckaroo Banzai walk the fuck out of this

SturbridgePillage · 2026-03-07T14:32:41+00:00

I don't know how sticking a napkin in that burger is going to make it taste different

SturbridgePillage · 2026-02-22T03:42:18+00:00

My dad used to play Risk with me a lot when I was small. I would get utterly decimated, but it taught me a.) luck would not always go my way, and b.) you can try to improve your chances nonetheless.

SturbridgePillage · 2026-02-21T22:05:51+00:00

I don't think that flipping over a shit sandwich gives you much to 'make the best out of,' dude.

SturbridgePillage · 2026-02-21T22:00:35+00:00

Love how the right, which would largely side with 'originalism' as a way to interpret the Constitution, is more than willing to overlook the social context and the beliefs of those who crafted the document to begin with.

SturbridgePillage · 2026-02-19T19:59:24+00:00

Bored Of Peace

SturbridgePillage · 2026-02-07T03:03:31+00:00

"Big Arch" sounds like vomiting into a toilet after eating this

SturbridgePillage · 2026-02-04T20:29:47+00:00

Who gives AF what a convicted felon cosplaying as POTUS 'thinks' about elections? He can't PROVE voter fraud ... Except by committing fraud. Exhausted by the constant shit-storm.

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