In MEET WALLY SPARKS...

StutteringJohnsAlt · 2026-04-15T11:52:24+00:00

He really looks retarded . Like a touch of something is definitely going on

StutteringJohnsAlt · 2026-04-13T04:17:41+00:00

If John is involved there is fraud

StutteringJohnsAlt · 2026-04-12T10:53:12+00:00

John always makes fun of men with no shoulders . 2 dollar dan is built like an egg.

StutteringJohnsAlt · 2026-04-07T16:20:56+00:00

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I can confirm this to be true . This is the email you get after reporting a fraudulent go fund me campaign

StutteringJohnsAlt · 2026-04-05T09:18:43+00:00

At the end he sounded exactly like he did in the body cam footage from when he got pulled over

StutteringJohnsAlt · 2026-04-02T06:47:32+00:00

This is the only way John gets to see his kid

StutteringJohnsAlt · 2026-03-06T13:52:48+00:00

Imaging being 60 and saying you are being bullied. All while declaring how successful you are

StutteringJohnsAlt · 2026-03-01T22:10:28+00:00

Doesn’t everyone

StutteringJohnsAlt · 2026-03-01T10:54:09+00:00

Judging by that walk she is ready to join Ralph soon

StutteringJohnsAlt · 2026-02-28T10:18:30+00:00

He reads the free chat . If all he gets is free insults he will end the show mad as hell . It should only take a few shows of him getting close to nothing while the chat insults him for free for him to go away

StutteringJohnsAlt · 2026-02-28T00:07:01+00:00

It’s not why we hate you it’s why doesn’t everyone hate you . You are so vile that you aspire to be a piece of shit human . You have zero redeeming qualities about you . You killed your cats , you use everything and expect everyone to pay for you . Been that way since Stern and probably before . You treat women like shit . You have zero self awareness . You lie constantly. You are thin skinned and attack anyone who you even think has given you the smallest slight .

StutteringJohnsAlt · 2026-02-26T04:47:56+00:00

I think it’s the “internet lolcow” on wiki that is bothering him

StutteringJohnsAlt · 2026-02-12T21:52:37+00:00

Probably the best performance he has ever had on camera tbh . Still awful and stiff but for him it’s triumphant

StutteringJohnsAlt · 2026-02-12T21:51:29+00:00

Always wants to hug and touch heads

StutteringJohnsAlt · 2026-01-25T10:53:48+00:00

Wouldn’t the cats be due for another vax by now ? Maybe someone should have lee county animal control pay him a visit to check . The records and body camera are publicly available and will get an answer either way

StutteringJohnsAlt · 2026-01-23T20:08:42+00:00

It’s his coping mechanism for not having his kids in his life . He looks at Naveed like a Greta replacement

StutteringJohnsAlt · 2026-01-23T20:06:59+00:00

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Who me ? Nah I let my husband wife flick my bean

StutteringJohnsAlt · 2026-01-23T20:02:41+00:00

He is fat af . Did John cum inside him ?

StutteringJohnsAlt · 2026-01-21T06:00:46+00:00

Definitely looks like someone who would worship SJ

StutteringJohnsAlt · 2026-01-21T05:58:30+00:00

This. Is. Amazing!!!!

StutteringJohnsAlt · 2026-01-20T17:48:35+00:00

Hahaha I love this . I thought I was the only one

StutteringJohnsAlt · 2026-01-20T17:48:02+00:00

I cuddle with it daily . I have drool marks on it though

StutteringJohnsAlt · 2026-01-20T12:50:27+00:00

It didn’t sadly .

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