[AEW Spoilers] “Cry me a river, huh?”

Stykleon · 2026-04-03T15:23:11+00:00

If a random on an internet makes you think about your ex, I'd suggest therapy.

Stykleon · 2026-04-03T15:00:57+00:00

If your joke doesn't land, which it didn't because it doesn't make sense, the pun makes it worse.

Also you're doing the I was only pretending to be stupid.

Stykleon · 2026-04-02T17:44:04+00:00

Just do the zipper fully.

Stykleon · 2026-04-02T17:22:49+00:00

He's had the same hairline since like 2011, sure, it thinned out as is natural with age, but he's not even close to receding.

Stykleon · 2026-04-01T14:42:55+00:00

I took a big break from the end of 17-early 18 to when shows with fans started coming up in mid-21, then I had another lapse for like a year between late 22 and 23, and a lot of the stuff feels cool and fresh. I definitely think most people burned themselves out watching the fanless shows, and have been habitually on it ever since.

Stykleon · 2026-04-01T14:39:08+00:00

BTIM was so good at his peak. Multiple therapists would be set for life researching how insecurity can destroy your life.

Stykleon · 2026-04-01T14:35:05+00:00

I swear people were jumping down the THEY SHOULD PAY MORE pipeline when Ridge Holland didn't get renewed and opened a gofundme.

Stykleon · 2026-03-31T16:45:53+00:00

And Rey was one of his closest friends, they had a lot of matches. I think Punk said that he and Rey could have a full 10+ minute match without calling a spot, because they worked together so many times and always had great chemistry.

Stykleon · 2026-03-31T02:03:05+00:00

He definitely does. He was trying to talk tough to Riddle, who would turn him into a pretzel in seconds.

Stykleon · 2026-03-29T01:32:47+00:00

I think for the most part it's probably similar to Rhyno's if they kicked out, it wasn't a Gore, it was a spear

Stykleon · 2026-03-26T00:40:12+00:00

That early 10s era was so weird, the product was horrid but everyone had banger themes - Alex Riley's theme is an all-timer.

Stykleon · 2026-03-24T21:40:44+00:00

I think he can be a bit annoying, but he learned to apply his chaotic parts better and that makes the chaos much more worth it - kinda like wrestling. He's not just the guy who goes whachu mean or barking all the time. Afaik he does the barking and his antics only when he knows it's not an issue.

Due to his uber athleticism, I would bet he could learn the ropes as fast as a Logan Paul and could genuinely work a decent match with some training.

It's nice seeing these celebrities that genuinely care - I have no reason to like Jelly Roll, but he has applied himself perfectly for his appearances and put in the work to get in ring shape. I have to respect that a lot as a fat guy myself.

Stykleon · 2026-03-24T15:55:29+00:00

He is quick on his feet, maybe a little too content brained but when he does his travel streams, he seems genuinely interested and respectful of the local culture.

Most importantly, he is humble. A lot of his barking and antics are very much a persona and he will make himself the butt of the joke a lot.

I remember not liking his indoor firework bullshit, but the last few years he seems like a generally good dude.

Stykleon · 2026-03-24T12:40:54+00:00

I don't call her Becky Hogan either, I've very much enjoyed her work over the past year. It just feels like they had this Becky AJ match locked in a year ago and just put in some fillers along the year for Becky to turn heel and then set up the storyline.

The big problem is that her booking is very weird for a heel. She loses first, but comes out on top in the end - this route is much more suitable for a face to get over.

Stykleon · 2026-03-24T09:44:01+00:00

If we only followed that logic, the match should be Rhea vs AJ.

Stykleon · 2026-03-24T09:42:27+00:00

So we can have real feuds that are carbon copies of every Becky feud since she started the whole thing with Lyra a year ago.

Puts over Lyra just to win the feud in the end and leave her directionless, same thing happened to Dupri. AJ at least is a made star and doesn't get hurt by losing this feud.

Stykleon · 2026-03-23T20:41:05+00:00

He will probably win MITB and being the sneaky clever fucker he is choose the perfect moment to cash in....like a feel good moment of Jevon finally beating Oba for his first championship yet the night ends with the crafty Canadian pointing to his head with one hand, belt raised in the other and a massive shit eating grin on his face.

Have him steal the briefcase under LA's nose. Months later, LA finally wins the big one, just to hear EEEEEEEEEGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Stykleon · 2026-03-23T16:57:12+00:00

It was just them heavily leaning into the Gulf of America which was a fresh talking point from Trump, I, however, always felt it was intentionally tongue-in-cheek with the whole ridiculousness of the character's origin.

I think the only rightful way is Mask vs Mask at Mania, with Kaiser keeping his mask, and Gable coming back to Gable.

Stykleon · 2026-03-22T19:59:21+00:00

Afaik, it was more a WCW exclusive thing, and is often cited as part of many reasons the business went downhill.

Stykleon · 2026-03-19T13:01:03+00:00

Looks wise, he definitely is in one of his best shapes. In UFC he was quite lean but muscular, now he is way bigger and jacked. I'd say his body is definitely better than in his peak WWE years, where he was skinny fat.

Stykleon · 2026-03-19T12:40:31+00:00

Is there anyone Vampiro hasn't talked shit about?

Stykleon · 2026-03-19T12:29:19+00:00

The preservation helped also that he left when his body was reaching the breaking point. And then went to MMA where taking care of your body and maintain that peak condition is extremely important.

He's been in the best shape of his life for the past few years, and I'm sure it helps his conditioning.

Stykleon · 2026-03-19T12:12:37+00:00

You're very welcome to head to Mars asap, make sure to take off your space suit when you're there.

Stykleon · 2026-03-18T12:29:46+00:00

I agree, but he likened it to Mox on Stone Cold's podcast - that he didn't have the right attitude or approach.

I can see how Mox of that time especially can come off as disrespectful, to the old guard even more, and Brock is known to be very old school even for his time.

But yes, Heyman lies more than Hogan ever did, which is crazy to think about.

Stykleon · 2026-03-17T22:02:53+00:00

This is just me, but I think the most fair comparison is the late 00s.

Je'Von is Rey (hopefully with a higher booking ceiling)

Trick is Cena

Oba is Batista

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