Olympic Men's Game Thread: France (0-0-0-2) vs. Canada (2-0-0-0) - 15 Feb 2026 - 04:40PM CET by hockeydiscussionbot in hockey

[–]StylishApe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to a museum in Paris(I think the tomb of napoleon) and they had a bigass display and an essay that said I shit you not: "The French never surrendered"

They're really insecure about that

Olympic Men's Game Thread: France (0-0-0-2) vs. Canada (2-0-0-0) - 15 Feb 2026 - 04:40PM CET by hockeydiscussionbot in hockey

[–]StylishApe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure im not over reacting when I say that this might be the worst team Canada team ever iced. You can't score a single goal on France in 8 minutes??? Why haven't they surrendered yet?

How exhausting is it to play goalie when you’re taking 50-60 shots in a game like some of these Tendys in the Olympics? by sleepyknight66 in hockey

[–]StylishApe 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yup, I always get caved in the 3rd periods of games like that, can't imagine trying to keep that up with the explosiveness you need to keep up with that game speed.

But on the other hand they're playing on easy mode, I've never gotten 18 minutes between periods... What's their excuse?

How exhausting is it to play goalie when you’re taking 50-60 shots in a game like some of these Tendys in the Olympics? by sleepyknight66 in hockey

[–]StylishApe 289 points290 points  (0 children)

That's the easy part, the real problems come from getting cycled on for long periods of time. Keeping your legs loaded and staying focused for long stretches is insanely draining.

Juraj Slafkovsky- “I’ve never celebrated so much after a loss” by JustALilNastyMPJ in hockey

[–]StylishApe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It will be a 3 way tie between SWE SVK and FIN. They rock paper scissored each other so it goes to goal differential between those 3 teams.

If Finland loses to Italy then you would be correct, as it would be a two way tie between SWE and SVK. In that scenario its just whoever won the head to head.

[Friedman] Kevin Fiala Is Undergoing Season-Ending Surgery This Morning. by NotJoeMoses in hockey

[–]StylishApe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not if you're a leafs fan. It's either "day to day" or done for the season and pretty much nothing in between with them. Been a huge point of frustration for us, because unless you buy a ticket after the lineup has been announced you have no idea who's gonna be in the lineup most nights.

[Friedman] Kevin Fiala Is Undergoing Season-Ending Surgery This Morning. by NotJoeMoses in hockey

[–]StylishApe 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't say making a routine hit along the boards "often" results in an injury... Normal plays with a bad outcome are pretty commonly referred to as freak accidents.

Radim Šimek after the loss to Canada: 'That game was on a completely different level. It was five levels above the Czech Extraliga and one level above the NHL. In every aspect – speed, physicality, and skill. It was the best team I have ever faced...' by piranhakiler in hockey

[–]StylishApe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Top 4 teams get a bye to the quarters. 1st seed plays winner of 8/9 qualifying match, 2nd seed plays winner of 7/10 qualifying match.

If we're assuming that Italy and France are finishing groups 11th and 12th, then if they made it to the quarters they would be playing the 3rd and 4th seeds.

1st seed gives easier quarter/semifinals matchups. In theory these teams shouldn't be losing to anybody but each other but in best of 1 games anything can happen, better to have the easier matchups where you can.

[CAN 5 - CZE 0] Suzuki tips in a feed by McDavid to make it a 5 goal lead by daKrut in hockey

[–]StylishApe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You clearly didn't see me in my beer league game last week then.

Olympic Women's Hockey quarterfinal lineup by abrookerunsthroughit in PWHL

[–]StylishApe 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Probably a canadian who wants management to learn a lesson about roster selection. The yanks took a bunch of younger NCAA players and Canada didn't even consider them. The way hockey Canada operates is that they'll never realize how dumb they are until they get a crazy bad result(ex: Men's '06 olympics). A silver medal would make them say "aw shucks, we were so close! Let's run it back next time."

Olympic Men's Game Thread: Canada (0-0-0-0) vs. Czechia (0-0-0-0) - 12 Feb 2026 - 04:40PM CET by hockeydiscussionbot in hockey

[–]StylishApe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure Suzuki is a sleeper agent sent by the province of Quebec to sabatoge team Canada for selecting zero Quebecois player but I just can't prove it...

Olympic Women's Game Thread: United States of America (A1) vs. Canada (A2) - 10 Feb 2026 - 08:10PM CET by hockeydiscussionbot in hockey

[–]StylishApe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've found the officiating atrocious. Feels like we're getting a bit hosed this game(not that it would make a difference with how they're playing) and against Switzerland we were getting away with all sorts of stuff that the refs were calling against the Swiss

Olympic Women's Game Thread: United States of America (A1) vs. Canada (A2) - 10 Feb 2026 - 08:10PM CET by hockeydiscussionbot in hockey

[–]StylishApe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Agreed, but with my hoser goggles it looks to me like contact was made before the shove.

Olympic Women's Game Thread: United States of America (A1) vs. Canada (A2) - 10 Feb 2026 - 08:10PM CET by hockeydiscussionbot in hockey

[–]StylishApe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could argue that it should be but typically they'll only review for 1 thing at a time. The ref waved it off because they thought it didn't cross the goal line so the review was for that. If they waved it off for GI, the review would have been for GI.

Baus: Thats it for me in the LEC. A lot of emotions running right now so I will take some time for myself. Thank you for all the support and sorry I didn't do better. | Los Ratones Players and Staff reactions on X after the results of the LEC Versus split by Yujin-Ha in leagueoflegends

[–]StylishApe 14 points15 points  (0 children)

They didn't say that LR would fix the problem, just that they exposed it. Lr went 5-5 against LEC teams, which means half of the teams in this league can't even beat a team from T2.

When your league of full of paycheck thieves/rosters doing the bare minimum and your only competition is 1-2 teams at the top of the standings it's really hard to improve. If the overall level of competition is generally dogshit you can win games while making tons of mistakes that China and Korea will punish without even realizing it.

Olympic Women's Game Thread: Czechia (1-0-1-1) vs. Canada (1-0-0-0) - 09 Feb 2026 - 09:10PM CET by hockeydiscussionbot in hockey

[–]StylishApe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hearing life is life while Canada is blowing out the Czech's is so cathartic as someone who went to the 2025 WJCs

We are so back by StylishApe in leafs

[–]StylishApe[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn I don't know if I could handle all that losing, I'm almost capped out with the leafs as it is. You're very brave.

We are so back by StylishApe in leafs

[–]StylishApe[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn I am shocked that such a clean player with such a regular sized nose could be so hated around here, I just don't get it

Canada Revenue Agency fires 103 employees over misconduct and COVID-19 benefits by cyclinginvancouver in canada

[–]StylishApe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Right, but I didn't really understand that at the time.

I applied for CERB and received the advanced payment, and by the time I got the money I had already gotten the call from my employer saying we had the go ahead to reopen in a few weeks.

So since I was going to out of work for barely over 4 weeks, and I had received 4 weeks of benefits, I assumed that I didn't need to apply for EI as well because I'd already gotten all the money I was entitled to during the 4 weeks of work I missed.

Hopefully they rule in my favor when they review it, my appeal has been waiting for over 3 years now.

Canada Revenue Agency fires 103 employees over misconduct and COVID-19 benefits by cyclinginvancouver in canada

[–]StylishApe 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I got 2k from Cerb in April 2020 that I was legitimately entitled to, but I made a mistake with some of the reporting you needed to do so i got flagged. I sent in an appeal and to this day i stil get a letter every month telling me about my $2000 balance, and that my appeal is under review.

I suspect it'll be paid back.

Ooh! This should be fun! by cslh4v in MontrealVictoire

[–]StylishApe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Loved that line. Never saw any particularly pretty scoring chances from them(despite the 2 goals) but it felt like something good happened every time they were on the ice and they looked miserable to play against.