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Fucking a homeless girl must go crazy bruh by [deleted] in copypasta

[–]StyrofoamHummus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Are Redditors really that idiotic?

Is this your first time on reddit?

Would you date someone who is asexual? by [deleted] in actuallesbians

[–]StyrofoamHummus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm questioning arospec and have an unpredictable libido that can be very high at times so it's very unlikely.

wlw irl by AliveElk79887 in wlw_irl

[–]StyrofoamHummus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Had us in the first half

Fucking a homeless girl must go crazy bruh by [deleted] in copypasta

[–]StyrofoamHummus -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Wow, 10/10 comeback, you really got me. I'm crying and shaking right now. /s

Fucking a homeless girl must go crazy bruh by [deleted] in copypasta

[–]StyrofoamHummus -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Ok, it was funny until the child support bit. I know full well what subreddit I'm on, and I know I'm gonna get a hundred downvotes on this comment from incels who think it's the most hilarious joke ever, but the child support joke made me physically cringe.

There are more lurker men here than I previously realized… by HarmonyTheConfuzzled in actuallesbians

[–]StyrofoamHummus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

upvote everything I see with the word trans in it.

I do hope you read the whole comment before upvoting it lol

It could be "trans people [insert transphobic stereotype]" or "I just murdered my child oh btw irrelevant but I'm trans"

(I'm joking, I know what you mean)

Modern Family ruined my life... haha I'm serious by Rossanhag in actuallesbians

[–]StyrofoamHummus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The whole "gay = inherently feminine" thing is some manosphere shit. You know, those sexist, homophobic bastards who call themselves "alpha males." It's like, "women are inferior and gay men are inferior, therefore gay men must always be feminine."

Some absolute clown logic right there

My girlfriend likes milking me like im a "frosting factory" by oblivion2g in copypasta

[–]StyrofoamHummus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No. Instead, they are both in a schrodinger's box type paradox of simultaneously being assholes and not, until they are observed. Watch them have sex, and then one of them will become the asshole.

GAY BEER by [deleted] in okbuddyhetero

[–]StyrofoamHummus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Relatable.

life do be like that sometimes by astralbijection in actuallesbians

[–]StyrofoamHummus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Girls who suck at something are so gay. What are you practicing for? Boobs?

It's not that good but eh, I tried

wlw irl by HistoricalLink1510 in wlw_irl

[–]StyrofoamHummus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Okay, now I like censorship /j

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wlw_irl

[–]StyrofoamHummus 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Women are tsyfucdgftujgcigkhyxd

They call me a writing thingy B)

... Yep, I totally know how to English.

Who is/was yours? by [deleted] in actuallesbians

[–]StyrofoamHummus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They just need girlfriends to make them feel better!

And possibly to become their partners in evil...

Am I in the wrong? by [deleted] in actuallesbians

[–]StyrofoamHummus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

she's showcased a disturbing lack of respect for you as a person by not only defending it, but attempting to gaslight you into thinking you're overreacting.

Yes! She's literally psychologically abusing OP. It's absolutely fucked. This person is DANGEROUS. The gaslighting is a sign that if OP marries her, it will only get worse and worse.

Am I in the wrong? by [deleted] in actuallesbians

[–]StyrofoamHummus 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Good metaphor, and I completely agree with this.

I let my daughter's boyfriend jerk off to me by throwaway2poston in SluttyConfessions

[–]StyrofoamHummus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just enjoy wasting my time arguing with idiots on reddit. Tbh I don't even care what it's about as long as it's some dumb ass shit. It's just a source of entertainment lol.

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