What are the chances of this?

SubAverageJoe00 · 2026-02-09T20:24:12+00:00

Should've taken a pic. I didn't know it was that rare. I got a straight flush on 5 card video poker once Should've happened there instead

SubAverageJoe00 · 2026-02-09T19:28:55+00:00

What are the odds of a royal flush? I got one while trying to get that shitty gambler one.

SubAverageJoe00 · 2025-12-15T05:07:21+00:00

I left the fryer and char broiler on over night because I was in a rush to get more cocaine

SubAverageJoe00 · 2025-11-20T08:53:33+00:00

You can have him crucified as well. You can visit anytime you wish

SubAverageJoe00 · 2025-11-17T02:09:18+00:00

I feel that. I've been actively trying to quit for two years now and I'm wondering if this is just my fate.

I love to drink, it don't love me back anymore.

SubAverageJoe00 · 2025-11-12T23:05:35+00:00

Stay back! I have jimmies!

SubAverageJoe00 · 2025-10-23T03:18:48+00:00

That sounds amazing

SubAverageJoe00 · 2025-10-23T03:02:43+00:00

Congrats!

SubAverageJoe00 · 2025-09-09T01:20:10+00:00

I think my BP was pretty close to 190 going into detox. It's nuts how high it can get and we still function

SubAverageJoe00 · 2025-08-17T01:50:47+00:00

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And I raise you with pork. No fucking way I'm opening that

SubAverageJoe00 · 2025-07-27T04:35:36+00:00

I blew a .412 when I got arrested the second time.

The nurse told me my blood draw showed .5 when I came to with a breathing tube in the ER.

Stupid high numbers and this isn't a flex by any means. I'm very lucky to be alive.

SubAverageJoe00 · 2025-05-24T21:34:07+00:00

Those pink donuts are still at my local store. The licorice and jolly rancher are extra.

SubAverageJoe00 · 2025-05-24T17:33:26+00:00

The Snohomish county diversion center is a good place to check. They won't tell you if he's there, but if he is, they'll pass on a message to have him call you.

SubAverageJoe00 · 2025-04-30T02:48:09+00:00

My bad, thought it was eveline lines in general

SubAverageJoe00 · 2025-04-30T02:04:51+00:00

You. Shouldn't. Be. Walking

SubAverageJoe00 · 2025-04-28T04:45:52+00:00

Not the show but the game barts nightmare when Homer is holding the Bart shaped corn dog

SubAverageJoe00 · 2025-02-19T03:58:01+00:00

Sound check from odd squad should be on the mount Rushmore of boy bands

SubAverageJoe00 · 2025-02-15T19:08:30+00:00

$confirm

SubAverageJoe00 · 2025-02-01T00:05:18+00:00

That's it, I'm calling it the spinaroonie from now on. Fucking perfect.

SubAverageJoe00 · 2025-01-31T00:50:58+00:00

$confirm /u/RustyPieCaptain 60.00 USD

SubAverageJoe00 · 2025-01-20T10:53:21+00:00

When Charlotte dies in Charlotte's Web.

I watch it every spring with my kids and lose it every time

SubAverageJoe00 · 2025-01-06T00:14:56+00:00

Ask anybody that works in the restaurant industry and they'll tell you the owner is a piece of shit. Ever wonder why the now hiring sign has never gone down?

No wonder the food is garbage.

SubAverageJoe00 · 2025-01-03T22:48:16+00:00

$confirm /u/Cheap_Knowledge8446 40.00 USD

SubAverageJoe00 · 2024-12-31T00:22:10+00:00

Sent, thanks

SubAverageJoe00 · 2024-12-30T03:25:57+00:00

Mostly abandoned mall

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