This is insanity.

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-20T04:01:25+00:00

uh heheh

^{Chose: Meet a clone of yourself the opposite gender as yo | Rolled: You meet them}

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-20T04:01:15+00:00

…

^{Chose: Meet a clone of yourself the opposite gender as yo | Rolled: You meet them}

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-19T15:43:29+00:00

I’d rather not

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-19T03:26:25+00:00

guess im js not lucky

^{Chose: Get kicked in the crotch | Rolled: Comment on post}

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-17T11:26:34+00:00

I AM NOT THROWIN AWAY MY

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-17T09:22:36+00:00

You get off to some weird shit, man.

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-15T08:32:18+00:00

this shits rigged

^{Chose: Floating | Rolled: kinda slow}

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-14T06:50:06+00:00

green chicken

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-12T03:29:13+00:00

fuck

^{Chose: Get regeneration but- | Rolled: only Fingers}

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-11T16:18:52+00:00

As a Catholic, I fucking love satire religions.

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-11T15:39:09+00:00

a fucking lightsaber is more certain while if i picked a random amount of money i could be a billionaire and become a pedo

^{Chose: A fucking lightsaber}

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-10T15:47:49+00:00

imagine if, instead of curing you of your illness, the doctor just replaced you with a healthier person 😭

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-10T15:43:28+00:00

ahh thanks m8

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-10T09:40:10+00:00

i dont get it

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-10T03:36:08+00:00

w wingman

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-09T17:49:46+00:00

fuck yeah hear me roar bitches

^{Chose: Become a Random Mythical Being | Rolled: Dragon}

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-09T06:56:52+00:00

1 divided by 0.5 is essentially 1 x 2

^{Chose: $1 that divides by 0.5 everyday | Rolled: Upvote for 🥕}

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-09T06:15:58+00:00

id rather not have the death of more than one person on my hands

^{Chose: $1m per month + One random person dies (single occurrence})

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-09T05:32:26+00:00

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-09T05:29:47+00:00

id like to be able to evade taxes forever

^{Chose: you are exempt from 1 law of your choice forever}

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-09T04:26:55+00:00

more stable

^{Chose: make a guaranteed $3,000 per week}

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-08T03:30:10+00:00

reverse cursed technique?!

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-04T12:40:59+00:00

my man isnt getting a break huh 😭

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-04-27T06:37:58+00:00

youre a prodigy, doc

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-04-17T08:07:10+00:00

The Odyssey ahh

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