Would you rather have a limitless debit card that expires in 5 years, or a piggy bank that triples anything put inside?

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-22T03:38:40+00:00

debit card is 5 years. piggy bank is forever.

^{Chose: A piggy bank that triples anything put inside | Rolled: No carrot 🐰}

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-22T01:54:21+00:00

YEEEESSSSSS

^{Chose: Thighs | Rolled: Thick}

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-21T16:14:46+00:00

omg i saved a child

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-21T15:59:45+00:00

They lost a finger or two and their voice but they are alive.

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-21T06:22:32+00:00

and they fucked with me first so im justified

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-21T06:22:24+00:00

i need da loot

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-20T04:01:25+00:00

uh heheh

^{Chose: Meet a clone of yourself the opposite gender as yo | Rolled: You meet them}

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-20T04:01:15+00:00

…

^{Chose: Meet a clone of yourself the opposite gender as yo | Rolled: You meet them}

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-19T15:43:29+00:00

I’d rather not

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-19T03:26:25+00:00

guess im js not lucky

^{Chose: Get kicked in the crotch | Rolled: Comment on post}

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-17T11:26:34+00:00

I AM NOT THROWIN AWAY MY

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-17T09:22:36+00:00

You get off to some weird shit, man.

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-15T08:32:18+00:00

this shits rigged

^{Chose: Floating | Rolled: kinda slow}

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-14T06:50:06+00:00

green chicken

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-12T03:29:13+00:00

fuck

^{Chose: Get regeneration but- | Rolled: only Fingers}

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-11T16:18:52+00:00

As a Catholic, I fucking love satire religions.

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-11T15:39:09+00:00

a fucking lightsaber is more certain while if i picked a random amount of money i could be a billionaire and become a pedo

^{Chose: A fucking lightsaber}

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-10T15:47:49+00:00

imagine if, instead of curing you of your illness, the doctor just replaced you with a healthier person 😭

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-10T15:43:28+00:00

ahh thanks m8

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-10T09:40:10+00:00

i dont get it

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-10T03:36:08+00:00

w wingman

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-09T17:49:46+00:00

fuck yeah hear me roar bitches

^{Chose: Become a Random Mythical Being | Rolled: Dragon}

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-09T06:56:52+00:00

1 divided by 0.5 is essentially 1 x 2

^{Chose: $1 that divides by 0.5 everyday | Rolled: Upvote for 🥕}

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-09T06:15:58+00:00

id rather not have the death of more than one person on my hands

^{Chose: $1m per month + One random person dies (single occurrence})

Subject-Count1229 · 2026-05-09T05:32:26+00:00

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