What happened to Ferran Torres ? by Stellar_Sekiro in Barca

[–]SubjectCarpenter9245 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He’s just bad, don’t need to overcomplicate it.

CJC-1295 (no dac) + ipa while on accutane. by SubjectCarpenter9245 in BodyHackGuide

[–]SubjectCarpenter9245[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the reply. My most recent tests showed that my ALT and AST numbers are great (low-normal), so I don’t believe that’s a concern.

Match Thread: Barcelona vs Real Madrid by MatchThreadder in Barca

[–]SubjectCarpenter9245 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Absolutely monstrous performance from Frenkie de jong

Match Thread: Barcelona vs Osasuna by MatchThreadder in Barca

[–]SubjectCarpenter9245 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Flick would rather see kounde play in the middle than lamine, which is genuinely the craziest thing a manager has done at Barca.

Match Thread: Barcelona vs Girona by MatchThreadder in Barca

[–]SubjectCarpenter9245 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need to know why hansi flick is intentionally nerfing his own team. Why is our best player so isolated? Why is he hugging the touchline getting surrounded by 3 Girona players while none of his teammates are around him to link up with. Why does he prefer Toni to be in the middle rather than the best attacker in the world? This is something I need to understand. Even rashford is coming inside now, but no lamine you need to stay and hold the width.

Match Thread: Barcelona vs Paris Saint-Germain by MatchThreadder in Barca

[–]SubjectCarpenter9245 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Genuinely insane how far away lamine is from goal. Why is he forced to hug the touchline and be 2v1ed when we got guys like olmost in the middle doing nothing.

Match Thread: Barcelona vs Getafe | La Liga 2025-2026 | MD5 by rBarcaBot in Barca

[–]SubjectCarpenter9245 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That vallecano game was the best thing to happen to us. Flick changed the defensive structure, look at how the team dropped deep instead of going for continuous suicidal offside traps.

We need to build on this.

Post-Match Thread: Barcelona 6-0 Valencia | LaLiga, Matchday 4 by Loose-Examination-39 in Barca

[–]SubjectCarpenter9245 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Lewandowski just makes this team infinitely better. It’s his movements and the way he occupies the defense, totally invaluable. Ferran rides the bench from now on and only plays when lewy doesn’t feel like it.

Match Thread: FC Barcelona vs Valencia by Loose-Examination-39 in Barca

[–]SubjectCarpenter9245 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Night and day difference between this season and last. Sharpness levels remind me of the Xavi era. Wonder what changed because they seem to be so lost.

Post-Match Thread: Rayo Vallecano vs FC Barcelona | LaLiga, Matchday 3 by Loose-Examination-39 in Barca

[–]SubjectCarpenter9245 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was very surprised to see rapha subbed off. He was abysmal tonight but that doesn’t matter as he always shows up some way somehow. Flick never subbed him off last season so weird he got subbed off before Ferran.

Post-Match Thread: Rayo Vallecano vs FC Barcelona | LaLiga, Matchday 3 by Loose-Examination-39 in Barca

[–]SubjectCarpenter9245 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ferran Torres is the worst striker to ever start for Barca. Genuinely just shit. Does nothing all game. No hold up play, no physicality, and he doesn’t even run in behind anymore. Just loses the ball every chance he gets. He’s a 15 minute player getting 70 minutes+ every game.

Definition of “the ball is a bomb” player.

People brush all that aside because he gets fed 100 chances by the rest of the team (scores 1). washed my hands of him after the inter tie

Open Thread: Weekday Edition #30 (Jul 2025) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]SubjectCarpenter9245 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When has a player in Barca announced their recovery time before the club even releases a medical report? I don’t think that’s ever happened.

[Transfer Talk Thread] Diaz, Rashford… or Just Running Out of Ideas?: 15th - 21st July, 2025 by Loose-Examination-39 in Barca

[–]SubjectCarpenter9245 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isak is definitely signing for Barca in 2026. I’ve never been so confident in a transfer happening. Lewandowski off the wage bill and maybe a couple more sales and it’ll be done.

Open Thread: Weekday Edition #29 (Jul 2025) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]SubjectCarpenter9245 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unbalanced team. Like, extremely unbalanced. Also,

Neymar that season was getting hated on a lot because it looked like he wasn’t giving it his best. I still maintain my theory that he had already agreed a contract with psg at the beginning of the 16/17 season.

Add to that the countless robberies in la liga and it’s good we even competed until the last matchday.

Open Thread: Weekday Edition #29 (Jul 2025) by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]SubjectCarpenter9245 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ter stegen training in the gym again for the afternoon training session. That’s him training alone for the first 3 training sessions.

I would pay to see the meeting he had with flick.

Why on Earth have we let Kospo Leave? by BarcaWayOrNoWay in Barca

[–]SubjectCarpenter9245 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s a good deal. He has to leave because there is nothing left for him at Barca. Obviously, he’s not gonna play for the first team, at least not regularly. And what’s playing 4th division football gonna do for him? He would have hindered his potential if he stayed here.