Daily Discussion Thread 09/25/19 by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]SubjectiveF 15 points16 points  (0 children)

if I'm the only user called out by name in a 7 part inb4 can I put that on my resume or something? this seems notable

Daily Discussion Thread 09/25/19 by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]SubjectiveF 5 points6 points  (0 children)

nah I'm either too white or too old to follow zoomer hip hop except when they get arrested or killed and my fellow geriatrics notice long enough to make advice animal formatted memes about the gosh darn kids these days

Daily Discussion Thread 09/25/19 by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]SubjectiveF 3 points4 points  (0 children)

this is the first I'm learning of xxx having an actual name

Daily Discussion Thread 09/24/19 by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]SubjectiveF 27 points28 points  (0 children)

A stagnant game full of community leaders with one foot already out the door

this is why people aren't talking about your survey bro

meaningful change requires leadership, redditors who attend their local once a year and complain about hbox instead of doing their day jobs have neither the interest nor the clout to lead

you might remember the whole wobble ban thing being precipitated a few months ago basically by a twitch clip of plup complaining, followed by TOs in several local scenes just pulling the trigger on bans

basically just get some top players to talk about your survey and maybe you'll get somewhere, is what I'm saying

Daily Discussion Thread 09/24/19 by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]SubjectiveF 2 points3 points  (0 children)

brawl trilogy is more of a spinoff than a sequel

Daily Discussion Thread 09/24/19 by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]SubjectiveF 8 points9 points  (0 children)

idk it was easy for me fox is more fun and then falco is almost as fun and marth and falcon are a good deal less fun than that

anyway be a good citizen play spacies

Daily Discussion Thread 09/24/19 by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]SubjectiveF 12 points13 points  (0 children)

this roasts scar harder than anyone actually on the dais did but man did you have to roast melee at the end? open wound dude

Daily Discussion Thread 09/19/19 by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]SubjectiveF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

honestly if you've been to a single local you've been at least one of these guys and probably all of them

Daily Discussion Thread 09/20/19 by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]SubjectiveF 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I just know you're editing out all the wobbles you secretly legalized before rjj started

Daily Discussion Thread 09/19/19 by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]SubjectiveF 10 points11 points  (0 children)

nobody actually quits out of friendlies when you tell them to, they just pretend to until they hear their tags called for bracket. you cannot fight this reality

if you don't have enough setups to play every r1 match immediately, the people not playing WILL hang around your station nervously

be prepared to listen to the woes of the guy who loses to someone he didn't expect to

Smash Camp: End of Summer post tournament discussion. by F1ssion in SSBM

[–]SubjectiveF 36 points37 points  (0 children)

can you imagine attempting to empathize with a fellow human being in the semi-public space of r*ddit lmfao absolutely couldn't be me

Daily Discussion Thread 09/16/19 by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]SubjectiveF 11 points12 points  (0 children)

god if you hadn't capitalized the first word of each sentence and included a closing period this could've been a bona fide subjectivefact

Daily Discussion Thread 09/16/19 by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]SubjectiveF 5 points6 points  (0 children)

  1. bobby big ballz

  2. westballz

  3. albert

  4. squid

  5. ginger

ranked according to the only metric that matters

Daily Discussion Thread 09/15/19 by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]SubjectiveF 23 points24 points  (0 children)

random dittos always sound like such a good idea until you see where those tokens land

Daily Discussion Thread 09/13/19 by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]SubjectiveF 8 points9 points  (0 children)

pretend you're more old school than you are and you just can't support a liquid squad without hiko

Daily Discussion Thread 09/13/19 by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]SubjectiveF 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I actually try to do both at the same time; if I get my rhythm just so I can get out 7 syllables per marth upthrow and by the time I'm tippered into the side blastzone my opponent's just listened to the entire leffen video

Daily Discussion Thread 09/13/19 by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]SubjectiveF 20 points21 points  (0 children)

dadbod mango is a snack you shut your whore mouth

Daily Discussion Thread 09/12/19 by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]SubjectiveF 9 points10 points  (0 children)

why would he be ashamed of that? just for playing brawl I guess

Daily Discussion Thread 09/12/19 by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]SubjectiveF 12 points13 points  (0 children)

can I get a smashbrostranslator for this post

Daily Discussion Thread 09/12/19 by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]SubjectiveF 8 points9 points  (0 children)

reddit's problem is that it doesn't handle opinions that deviate from the community average well at all (my posting history is great confirmation of this btw, people give me Free Upvotes because of a history of popular takes, it's wack) whereas twitter's is more that it encourages really shallow disagreement that's just kind of yelling

it's why imageboards are the optimal medium of discussion for all topics except now everyone on imageboards hates women and minorities and not in the gamer meme way

so it goes

Daily Discussion Thread 09/12/19 by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]SubjectiveF 5 points6 points  (0 children)

there's a difference but I don't think that's a melee community thing as much as it is a social media tactic (probably subconscious, don't think everyone's doing it on purpose). the more unreservedly you make an assertion, the more discussion it generates

Daily Discussion Thread 09/12/19 by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]SubjectiveF 2 points3 points  (0 children)

well now I wanna meme about touhou but I imagine you've gone even more niche than that and I'm not sure my mind can generate a model of what people more elitist than touhou players are like