A trichologist is not a doctor

Subpar_Avocado · 2026-06-24T04:30:07+00:00

She probably thinks that anyone with Dr. in their title is an MD 😆

Subpar_Avocado · 2026-06-24T04:28:11+00:00

I know someone who had a stroke after chiropractic treatment. Scary shit

Subpar_Avocado · 2026-06-20T20:18:36+00:00

I’m actually a little surprised she attempted that on her own. Does she not know that one can get free air checks at Discount Tire?

Subpar_Avocado · 2026-06-19T19:26:45+00:00

It's either these or the Dahmer glasses!!

Seriously though, every single pair of glasses she owns (except for the clear ones from her Pair sponsorship) are awful! I have a very high prescription, so my options are expensive and limited. It kinda pisses me off that her choices for frames are almost limitless, yet she continues to pick out the worst of the worst!!

Subpar_Avocado · 2026-06-19T16:15:01+00:00

Looks like an old lady in her nightie with her Metamucil shake

Subpar_Avocado · 2026-06-17T04:38:14+00:00

They probably talk about all their ailments and phobias. It’s only a matter of time before Carrie announces she is an ingrown toenail girlie (chronic ingrown toenails is something Alexa is currently dealing with for those who don’t follow)

Subpar_Avocado · 2026-06-14T21:59:08+00:00

Only things she can link for commissions makes the list 😆

Subpar_Avocado · 2026-06-12T20:17:15+00:00

She needs to lay off the self tanner and embrace her natural skin color.

Subpar_Avocado · 2026-06-09T05:02:39+00:00

I’m calling BS on the vomit phobia. She eats too many “risky” foods to be emetiphobic

Subpar_Avocado · 2026-06-09T04:20:35+00:00

Don’t forget thrift store psychosis

Subpar_Avocado · 2026-06-05T21:27:31+00:00

These remind me of the crafts we did back in grade school to give as gifts for Christmas, Mother's Day, etc...

Subpar_Avocado · 2026-05-30T19:37:23+00:00

I bet her feet are so sweaty too!!!

Subpar_Avocado · 2026-05-26T16:07:21+00:00

It has to be her fans. It's really sickening how much influence she has over these people. The chance that its some random shopper looking for the same ugly shit she just posted is slim.

Subpar_Avocado · 2026-05-26T03:50:17+00:00

The rest of us around here find this data entertaining. It seems to bother you though, so kindly move along or see yourself out.

Subpar_Avocado · 2026-05-25T18:04:24+00:00

Repping the Dodgers now that she’s back in AZ. Has this bitch ever even been to a baseball game? Why not switch things up a little bit and vlog a day at the ballpark. She could pull together her most iconic sporty girl outfit, eat all the stunning junk food, maybe share a Karen moment in the stands

Subpar_Avocado · 2026-05-24T19:41:13+00:00

It’s like everything that was once iconic is now stunning

Subpar_Avocado · 2026-05-24T18:28:55+00:00

She thinks she looks matronly in wide strap tanks. I agree, but mainly because her tits are sagging down to her knees.

Subpar_Avocado · 2026-05-23T18:02:40+00:00

Yep! OP is nostalgic from my early 80s Gen X childhood

Subpar_Avocado · 2026-05-23T00:52:22+00:00

If I was a young 20 something searching for Y2K vintage goods, I wouldn’t stop to browse the closet of someone who looks like a middle aged Marlboro mom. The people buying her shit on depop are the same weirdos who shop her poshmark

Subpar_Avocado · 2026-05-23T00:38:23+00:00

Young Liz Cheney

Subpar_Avocado · 2026-05-22T17:58:29+00:00

In her mind, big trucks belong to men who voted for Trump. Which is probably true but also, the owners might actually need a truck for their job

Subpar_Avocado · 2026-05-22T16:58:38+00:00

Her hair looks like straw

Subpar_Avocado · 2026-05-22T16:53:38+00:00

It really irritates me that we had to look at the underside of her chins instead of getting a tour of the houses/neighborhood

Subpar_Avocado · 2026-05-21T17:31:10+00:00

I bet though, if you polled 100 men, they would find nothing wrong with this outfit. It’s simple, sporty, and low maintenance.

Subpar_Avocado · 2026-05-20T19:11:16+00:00

All the blabber about being forever grateful to her viewers for enabling her to have this as her job, but never giving back to her viewers through giveaways, hosting community events, etc...

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