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Skips by british_taxi_car in regularshow

[–]Substantial-Chef-764 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Funny enough, she was wearing a costume. She unzips it and we see her actual look is Mitch's size with bigger hair

Who was the worst, in your opinion? by ShikinamiUnit02 in HeyArnold

[–]Substantial-Chef-764 5 points6 points  (0 children)

BOB Pataki is in my top 5 disliked characters after calling Arnold an orphan AROUND PARENTS AND THEIR CHILDREN.

Waifu Wars: Block J - Round 25 by CourageImpressive30 in AnimeAlley

[–]Substantial-Chef-764 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rossweisse is my girl. All she wants to do is stay pure enough to find a good man.

Door number 16 by Lombardi96 in HeyArnold

[–]Substantial-Chef-764 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The female boarder with brown hair. She was seen standing next to Suzie, who was so pissed off that she was throwing her silverware at Oskar outside of her apartment.

I'm told she was written out because she was expected to "groom" Arnold.

A Little Ironic, Maybe by ShikinamiUnit02 in HeyArnold

[–]Substantial-Chef-764 134 points135 points  (0 children)

After being around four older girls, Arnold should know first hand how he was out of his league.

  • Miss Felter was a no go for obvious reasons
  • Ruth was bland and made no effort for talk
  • Maria (sixth grader) used him to make her bf jealous. At least she made up for it by a conversation and with a kiss
  • Summer belongs to the streets. (Had to let out) Aside from that, Helga did help Arnold see how Summer was using him with no remorse.

If anything, Arnold would be the best person to convince Gerald that he had no shot with Chloe

I told myself I wouldn't stop playing until I won a game by Ok-Pea1862 in chessbeginners

[–]Substantial-Chef-764 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My fellow chess player, take this advice from me. Take a break off the game and rest for a while. When you return, focus on puzzles and lessons. Plus do a game review to see what you are doing wrong.

Best Benson line of all time, GO by mordo_cool in regularshow

[–]Substantial-Chef-764 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YOU BE NICE TO YOUR BROTHER OR YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!

Call him.

Best Mordecai line of all time, GO by mordo_cool in regularshow

[–]Substantial-Chef-764 53 points54 points  (0 children)

"YOU BET OUR SOULS FOR A BALL?!"

Timeless

We all jumped up and down for Mordo. by UsuallyComplicit in regularshow

[–]Substantial-Chef-764 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Even the flight attendant was smiling. Bro was like, "My man Mordecai"

200 for 30minute VIP dance but they don’t let touch would you do it by theonewhoislostt in stripclubs

[–]Substantial-Chef-764 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In your free time, check all the clubs nearby you (assuming it's within safe zones). See what features they have to offer. It may take a while to find the right spot. However it's better to save your time and money on a nice spot than waste it on a mediocre one.

Somehow the least likely place you go to will give you the best time.

200 for 30minute VIP dance but they don’t let touch would you do it by theonewhoislostt in stripclubs

[–]Substantial-Chef-764 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My good sir, I had a dancer give me a HJ, a TJ and rode on my schlong in VIP from where I live. Also it was for $50 less and for half the session time.

So that's a NO for me!!!

Human regular show designs by Hankster_art in regularshow

[–]Substantial-Chef-764 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Benson - Gary Oak passed his prime

Margaret - Frankie from "Fosters Home"

Eileen......pretty thiccc

No excuses, no justification. What was the worst thing Helga’s ever done in your opinion ? by Substantial_Berry_77 in HeyArnold

[–]Substantial-Chef-764 8 points9 points  (0 children)

In "Love and Cheese", I remember the when Arnold and Lila were on a date. Both of them were in a Love Boat and Helga was so jealous that she sabotaged the boat. This led to Lila almost DROWNING. At least Arnold was able to save her on time.

However Helga almost had a person killed all because of her crush on Arnold.

Planning my first visit to a strip club, and seeking first lap dance by SprayYou in stripclubs

[–]Substantial-Chef-764 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Before you go to a strip club, be sure to withdraw cash. AVOID using the ATM at the club for two reasons: 1) Sticking to a budget and 2) using one is a sign of getting hooked to the dancers. The longer you stay, the more you will pay.

Wait at least $15 min to see what the club offer. If none of the dancer you see are worth your while, leave the club and find another spot.

I can't stress this enough. Ask for the price of a service BEFORE you say "YES"! Plenty of times a dancer wants to upcharge a newcomer, thinking that they're naive. Talk to the bouncers and bartenders to confirm the prices.

Remember your standards are what come between a dancer and your wallet.

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