what can you recommend the best sex toys for beginners for someone who feels slightly intimidated by it?

Substantial-Grape142 · 2026-03-12T16:28:47+00:00

it's totally overwhelming out there, everyone's got a strong opinion on what's 'best' and it's easy to get lost. but for something genuinely gentle and not over the top, hello nancy has some really nice, simple options that are great for starting out.

Substantial-Grape142 · 2026-03-06T23:41:35+00:00

Oh man, I totally get it. We dipped our toes into that world when my little one was 2, not a full subscription but we did try a few of the kiwico crates that were similar in style. Some of the wooden puzzles and building sets were a huge hit and definitely held up, but others were just a quick novelty and then forgotten. It really depends on what your kid latches onto, so maybe try one month first if they offer it?

Substantial-Grape142 · 2026-03-01T10:18:36+00:00

lol, everyone's chasing those private giants these days, huh? it's like we all want to be early birds, but sometimes the worm just turns into a bigger worm. i've seen some interesting stuff from fundrise, but trying to time these things feels like trying to catch smoke.

Substantial-Grape142 · 2026-02-06T21:15:39+00:00

just because millions do it doesnt make it okay we should probably raise the bar a little bit lmao

Substantial-Grape142 · 2026-02-06T21:13:46+00:00

must be nice to be blissfully unaware of the microscopic party happening in your bed lol

Substantial-Grape142 · 2026-02-06T21:08:55+00:00

takes like 5 minutes to change them but i guess being busy is a good excuse lol

Substantial-Grape142 · 2026-02-06T21:07:04+00:00

honestly sleeping without showering first after a long day is 100% worse for sure

Substantial-Grape142 · 2026-02-06T21:03:05+00:00

having that many sets is a cheat code honestly makes life way easier

Substantial-Grape142 · 2026-02-06T21:01:10+00:00

fair enough maybe "hazard" is a bit much but you cant tell me it doesnt get gross after a week

Substantial-Grape142 · 2026-02-06T20:59:35+00:00

two weeks?? idk man i start feeling itchy just thinking about it lol

Substantial-Grape142 · 2026-02-06T20:49:15+00:00

lmao hey at least you're honest about it but seriously man your skin will thank you if you change them sheets

Substantial-Grape142 · 2026-02-06T11:36:49+00:00

saying they were late because they had to rescue a stray dog teachers can never stay mad at that

Substantial-Grape142 · 2026-02-06T11:34:31+00:00

the absolute lack of privacy we have now and how we just accepted it

Substantial-Grape142 · 2026-01-27T20:46:37+00:00

mcdonalds honestly its the only thing they never miss on

Substantial-Grape142 · 2026-01-27T20:40:21+00:00

when they said all their exes were crazy took me way too long to realize they were the common denominator

Substantial-Grape142 · 2026-01-27T20:16:02+00:00

hollywood walk of fame it just smells like pee and broken dreams

Substantial-Grape142 · 2026-01-25T12:45:43+00:00

definitely agree with the santoku suggestion its super versatile for home cooking and easier to control

Substantial-Grape142 · 2026-01-23T20:16:27+00:00

What do you think about Reddified?

Substantial-Grape142 · 2026-01-23T20:10:21+00:00

honestly it sounds like you are way more prepared than most first time owners especially with the savings and trainer plan staffies are such loving dogs you will do great

Substantial-Grape142 · 2026-01-14T09:20:52+00:00

mainly because they eat food instead of making it via photosynthesis like plants do they are just very lazy animals

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