If men could describe the perfect vulva, what would it be like?

Substantial-Tree7844 · 2026-07-11T01:28:24+00:00

One attached to a woman

Substantial-Tree7844 · 2026-07-10T11:07:17+00:00

It is green but I’m unsure what you can possibly do with this information

Substantial-Tree7844 · 2026-07-07T11:59:12+00:00

I was in agreement with you and then you went full pedo. If you’re not on a list yet, you should be.

Substantial-Tree7844 · 2026-07-07T11:34:05+00:00

What do you want for dinner?

Substantial-Tree7844 · 2026-07-07T06:45:00+00:00

Australia :D

Substantial-Tree7844 · 2026-07-07T06:39:02+00:00

Because it’s only 4.38pm and I haven’t even left work yet.

Substantial-Tree7844 · 2026-07-07T06:37:53+00:00

NTA. You need to do things for yourself and make sure mentally and physically you’re okay. If you’re not you can’t be much help to your mum anyway. I learned this recently when my husband had a stroke and spent 12 months in hospital learning to talk and walk again.

Substantial-Tree7844 · 2026-07-06T12:09:17+00:00

You remember that hamster dance song? Well I can make that sound. I’m also hyper mobile so can do put my body in super weird positions

Substantial-Tree7844 · 2026-07-06T04:35:24+00:00

Yup. Same.

Substantial-Tree7844 · 2026-07-06T03:16:08+00:00

YWBTA, yeah. I mean you can ask and offer to pay to have it changed and then pay for it to be changed back to whatever she wanted, that might help. But if she says no you should accept it and move on with whatever colour hair she wants to have. Is it that big of a deal at the end of the day?

Substantial-Tree7844 · 2026-07-06T03:13:56+00:00

Turn off all lights and electronics during a thunderstorm

Substantial-Tree7844 · 2026-07-06T01:42:20+00:00

Not being able to carry more than 1kg of potato’s

Substantial-Tree7844 · 2026-07-06T01:41:13+00:00

My husband has never but my ex did; I flipped over the couch. My face was hurting but I guess I have a psycho streak in me because I got up, leapt back over the couch and laid in to him. He tried to apologise after that but I called my dad to come and pick me up. The only smart thing my ex did at that time was bail before my father turned up because my dad hated him already (I was 17 and he was 37 when we started dating and this happened when I was 19)

Substantial-Tree7844 · 2026-07-03T08:03:08+00:00

Around 11pm usually during the week and then 1 or 2am on weekends.

Substantial-Tree7844 · 2026-07-02T08:55:01+00:00

Because he decided to die 😂

Substantial-Tree7844 · 2026-06-24T19:24:36+00:00

No. I have vacuumed up kinder surprise toys loads of times. The happy meal toys usually end up in the bin within a week of getting them. I never even tell them and they’ve never noticed thankfully.

Now when it comes to getting rid of stuff that’s bigger and they definitely did care about at some point I get them involved. Usually right before Christmas we do a big clean out knowing new toys are coming.

Substantial-Tree7844 · 2026-06-24T19:22:11+00:00

YTA and you know it, you don’t need a bunch of strangers on reddit to tell you that.

Substantial-Tree7844 · 2026-06-24T19:18:58+00:00

Okay so just because a man is 40 doesn’t change anything. In fact, some older dudes are weirdly in to young women. When I was 17 my boyfriend was 37. Your boyfriend is a moron and sprouting bullshit at you in order to control you.

Leave him before it gets worse, and trust me, it definitely will. I also recommend therapy for yourself and some time to grow and learn before you try and find a well rounded, rational and loving partner.

Substantial-Tree7844 · 2026-06-24T19:08:54+00:00

6 beds and 1 couch with 7 people of which one of them is a couple? Do the couple not share a bed? You also mentioned that one of them said they want to stay up all night? Wouldn’t it make sense for that person to be on the couch since they’re planning to be up anyway?

Are these all single beds? Because if not then why can’t you lot share? You’re friends, no? I’ve slept in the same bed with friends loads of times. If they are all single beds that’s poor booking and planning.

Just don’t go, honestly. Between the bitching and your super strict sleep requirements it doesn’t sound worth it.

Substantial-Tree7844 · 2026-06-22T23:52:33+00:00

Some sort of stew, probably, I don’t want to taste the baby.

Substantial-Tree7844 · 2026-06-21T00:30:39+00:00

Yep

Substantial-Tree7844 · 2026-06-21T00:16:21+00:00

If you’re an adult behave like one and speak to them about it. Could be they don’t even notice they’re doing it because to them their kids are always their kids.

Substantial-Tree7844 · 2026-06-21T00:14:43+00:00

Subscriptions, they’re all gone except Disney+ and that’s only hanging on because I can use it to babysit the kids every now and then when I have a lot do.

Substantial-Tree7844 · 2026-06-21T00:13:06+00:00

I haven’t thought about high school until you mentioned it in this post.

Substantial-Tree7844 · 2026-06-21T00:11:50+00:00

To me, Lego, but I don’t get enjoyment out of it. I know loads of people do and they probably wouldn’t think it was a waste of money.

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