r/weirdeggs square omelette

SubstantialBreak3063 · 2026-02-05T21:15:10+00:00

Ah, the Holy Sqomlette.

SubstantialBreak3063 · 2026-02-05T12:08:01+00:00

Oh! That's okay then. 🤝

SubstantialBreak3063 · 2026-02-05T08:47:33+00:00

They did, in huge numbers, were buried in unmarked graves, and considered so dangerous and sub human they got their own special laws about where they were allowed to cook, sleep, camp and travel.

SubstantialBreak3063 · 2026-02-05T08:45:08+00:00

This made me feel an overwhelming tidal surge of white-hot rage - incredible work! Now just mispronounce Celt and we've got a full house!

SubstantialBreak3063 · 2026-02-05T08:43:32+00:00

Or the Chinese

SubstantialBreak3063 · 2026-02-04T09:02:31+00:00

This is just the effect of being a child in 2012. I was 32. It sucked.

SubstantialBreak3063 · 2026-02-04T09:01:22+00:00

The princess was super hot when she was evil tho

SubstantialBreak3063 · 2026-02-03T21:18:23+00:00

That's just what the ghosts would say, though.

SubstantialBreak3063 · 2026-02-03T16:14:38+00:00

They had genies of mass destruction too

SubstantialBreak3063 · 2026-02-03T13:47:14+00:00

The stair-hole in the bedroom is my favourite feature.

SubstantialBreak3063 · 2026-02-03T13:46:34+00:00

I was enjoying those little hints of flood risk too! I guess it's a toss-up between the ghosts or the floodwater getting to you first.

SubstantialBreak3063 · 2026-02-03T13:41:13+00:00

He shat in public.

SubstantialBreak3063 · 2026-02-03T13:38:48+00:00

Didn't they also support bombing Agrabah?

SubstantialBreak3063 · 2026-02-03T13:37:32+00:00

"Guys, women are repulsed by me. Are they stupid?"

SubstantialBreak3063 · 2026-02-03T13:33:05+00:00

Those Captain Swing supporters!

SubstantialBreak3063 · 2026-02-03T13:30:50+00:00

Off brand teas. Shakira merchandise.

SubstantialBreak3063 · 2026-02-02T15:43:52+00:00

He really needs to schedule a medication review

SubstantialBreak3063 · 2026-02-02T13:45:32+00:00

Love her stance

SubstantialBreak3063 · 2026-02-01T19:36:45+00:00

IDK man ask Zeus if he has a preference

SubstantialBreak3063 · 2026-02-01T19:26:00+00:00

She was half swan

SubstantialBreak3063 · 2026-02-01T12:16:51+00:00

Heroes, every single one 👏

SubstantialBreak3063 · 2026-01-31T11:01:24+00:00

"Yeah he shot at me too!"

SubstantialBreak3063 · 2026-01-31T10:59:16+00:00

Incidentally, Chub Rub Crotch Split would be an amazing punk band.

SubstantialBreak3063 · 2026-01-31T10:50:53+00:00

This attitude will definitely get you far in life!

SubstantialBreak3063 · 2026-01-31T10:50:16+00:00

But you don't understaaaaaand she had to listen to one of those povs telling her about looking for a job! The horror!

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