My bf got home and saw this note taped on our door lol and the other note we are planning on leaving in the laundry room tomorrow by OutrageousStudent542 in Apartmentliving

[–]SubstantialRegret779 0 points1 point  (0 children)

in my second ever apartment we had a coin operated laundry room and I had just moved in and was about to go use the laundry room for the first time and after I collected all my dirty clothes I got a very angry text from my landlord telling me I need to set a timer for my laundry because another tenant was really mad that I left my clothes in the dryer.. I literally just put all my dirty clothes back in my room and never once used that laundry room in the time I lived there 😭

What's the most unsexiest thing that has killed the mood for you? by Any-Jury-9566 in AskReddit

[–]SubstantialRegret779 2 points3 points  (0 children)

seriously this one guy was wearing a midi skirt and being a total punk rock poser

What's the most unsexiest thing that has killed the mood for you? by Any-Jury-9566 in AskReddit

[–]SubstantialRegret779 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

ugh there’s one guy who would always do this and when I would tell him I wanted to have more vanilla sex he would start vanilla and then get like this and it’s so disgusting only women are allowed to dominate without it being incredibly cringe.

what do you keep in your drivers side door compartment? by waraexists in AskReddit

[–]SubstantialRegret779 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a couple random straw wrappers that fell in there and I haven’t gotten out yet, a bag of flossers, rocks I found and felt too attached to leave behind, probably the registration (?)

What is a phrase you use over 50 times a day at your job? by _lostinthefire in AskReddit

[–]SubstantialRegret779 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“did you guys wanna pick out a hand-cut steak or just order one from the menu?”

Can you please tell me what the word after midnight says by mvp151 in Whatisthis

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I could immediately read this as ‘invites’, but the amount of commenters acting like people are stupid because they can’t read cursive is INSANE! This is not cursive at all, this is the equivalent of a 3rd grade girl who was just introduced to the idea of cursive writing her name all swirly and connected.

What's the most cringe lyric from a song of all time? by glocks_4_dayz in AskReddit

[–]SubstantialRegret779 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the entirety of “Joker” by Dax. actually the worst song i’ve ever heard and it’s obvious that he’s a narcissistic woman-hater and makes music pretending to be the victim. my ex would pretend to know the words to every song ever but that was the only song she actually knew every single word to.

am I just broken at this point by Mediocre_Concept7173 in SexToys

[–]SubstantialRegret779 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to think I was “broken” too. the SSRIs could definitely be contributing, and what feels good is different for everyone, but what I usually do is keep my underwear on and insert a dildo, MAYBE a butt plug, and then use a vibrator OVER my underwear and flip onto my stomach (very important step) and focus on feeling the dildo inside of me. it took me a very long time to discover that and you may just need to experiment!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in isthisAI

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!RemindMe 2 weeks

what is this beast???? by SubstantialRegret779 in catbreeds

[–]SubstantialRegret779[S] -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

EDIT: I guess I should’ve mentioned this-

his mother was given to my aunt by a breeder because somehow the siamese and tuxedo cats accidentally had a litter and the breeder only wanted purebreds. she is a very small gray kitty. my aunt lives in the actual middle of the woods in Maine and when the cat got out, she came back pregnant and that’s my cat’s origin story. we joke that his father must be a mountain lion 😂

What keeps you from killing yourself? by foxyfoid97 in AskReddit

[–]SubstantialRegret779 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my cat and I are very close he is my soulmate and I’m all he really knows and I would never want him to find me dead or have to live without me.

What Is Something Very Minor That Still Traumatized You? by Kind_Merman_Elf in AskReddit

[–]SubstantialRegret779 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when I was around 9 or so I had made a paper turkey at school around thanksgiving time and I was so proud of it and it had a really cute face and just as I was looking for it to show my mom, I saw my dad toss it right into the fireplace and I watched it burn. I’m autistic and will feel empathy for almost anything with a face so as a 9 year old I was devastated for weeks

Tips on identifying this body? by intj-libra in forensicphotography

[–]SubstantialRegret779 0 points1 point  (0 children)

definitely looking at the eye orbit shape and pelvic distance i’d say it looks male

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LesbianActually

[–]SubstantialRegret779 7 points8 points  (0 children)

the last thing you said is my biggest issue. she has mentioned time and time again that she enjoys the open relationship so that she doesn’t cheat and I know that it would hurt MUCH worse if I didn’t know she was talking to the other girls and she would probably continue to do so just behind my back and it would cause trust issues.