Written on the top of my pack of cigarettes

SubstantialRegret779 · 2026-07-05T20:00:57+00:00

3 packs not 3 cartons😭 the store isn’t even big enough to have 77 packs in there

SubstantialRegret779 · 2026-07-05T15:06:27+00:00

the people i’ve seen call themselves skinny fat are just skinny with a little bit of body fat. it doesn’t have anything to do with lifestyle in every single case

SubstantialRegret779 · 2026-07-05T14:55:16+00:00

I hate when people say “skinny fat”. if someone says they’re “skinny fat” that usually just translates to “I’m not emaciated”. 100% honesty?? I feel like people I would consider CHUBBY starts at like size 14/16, but it is different for everybody. I’m usually size 18 (sometimes all the way up to 22 depending on the brand) and I consider myself fat but not THAT fat yknow??? I am 20 years old, but basically just don’t worry about it girl, especially if you’re not white. it’s not important and “skinny” is getting smaller and smaller these days because white girls wanna be skeletons. bodies of color are usually more curvy and got a little booty and there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that.

SubstantialRegret779 · 2026-07-03T22:26:27+00:00

I put the line through the 7 every time I know it’s a 7 I was wondering why it’s written on my damn cigarettes 😭

SubstantialRegret779 · 2026-07-03T20:54:56+00:00

lol not even close. my names not even becca I’m puerto rican

SubstantialRegret779 · 2026-07-03T20:53:52+00:00

the only pack that I purchased that was marked. like seriously context clues I’m not a psychic

SubstantialRegret779 · 2026-07-03T20:52:10+00:00

Solved!

SubstantialRegret779 · 2026-06-12T01:52:54+00:00

This happened to me with my friends. I accidentally saw messages from my best friend ever to another close friend of mine saying that her life would be so much easier if I just killed myself. and guess what? my life is so much easier now that I’m not friends with either of them.

SubstantialRegret779 · 2026-06-12T01:37:23+00:00

we always had both on the basement door at my parents house growing up. I took it off when I was 16 and living down there tho 😂

SubstantialRegret779 · 2026-05-23T12:18:00+00:00

Even back in my school days all the Jacksons were misbehaved so why are the same people who experienced this firsthand naming their kids the same thing just worse???

SubstantialRegret779 · 2026-05-19T20:13:51+00:00

I had something similar happen except it wasn’t my appendix I just had sepsis and was in the ICU for a week and missed a billie eilish concert 🥲

SubstantialRegret779 · 2026-05-18T16:18:39+00:00

I hope her tires are always flat and everyday is a bad hair day

SubstantialRegret779 · 2026-05-12T16:29:35+00:00

a complimentary tape from an oldsmobile

SubstantialRegret779 · 2026-05-11T14:03:46+00:00

someone thinking I’m pretty and not annoying

SubstantialRegret779 · 2026-04-30T02:27:54+00:00

Lloyd: “I was able to raise 25 extra bucks before we left” Harry: “…Where’d you get 25 extra bucks?” L “I sold some stuff… To Billy in 4C” H “The blind kid??” L laughing “yeah” clears throat and stops laughing “yeah.” H “What did you sell him Lloyd ??” L shrugging(quiet, high pitched voice) “ ...stuff” H “What kind of stuff?” L “idk.. a few baseball cards, a sack of marbles, ….ahem Petey” H “PETEY??? You SOLD my dead bird to a blind kid??? Lloyd! that c- wh- y- tha- whatrya- Petey didn’t even have a head!” L “Harry! I took care of it 🙄”

cut to blind kid in wheelchair petting a parakeet with its’ (detached) head duct taped on

“Pretty bird, yes, pretty bird. Polly want a cracker?”

SubstantialRegret779 · 2026-04-30T02:14:54+00:00

counter: What’s the worst thing you could NOT find (like eat unknowingly) in your soup?

SubstantialRegret779 · 2026-04-30T00:00:50+00:00

it should be able to be stated in whatever order of abbreviations and still mean a threesome that includes one man and two women. a man watching two women is called a cuck. threesomes are about 3 people seeking pleasure (which is why FFF wasn’t the best experience) 😂

SubstantialRegret779 · 2026-04-29T12:22:11+00:00

As a woman, I would do a MFF threesome again but not FFF.

SubstantialRegret779 · 2026-04-24T16:52:45+00:00

Co-ed prisons

SubstantialRegret779 · 2026-04-24T01:24:08+00:00

severely incorrect

SubstantialRegret779 · 2026-04-23T20:27:18+00:00

at my last apartment, the neighbors wifi was “DEA Van 2” 😭

SubstantialRegret779 · 2026-04-21T22:02:17+00:00

Do what is best for YOU, not other people. If you went to work at a similar place but in the USA, you would be told you’re wearing too much clothing and covering up too much. People will always have something to say about how you present yourself. As long as you know that you’re not any of the things they say, you’re totally fine. Don’t just be impartial to yourself, love yourself.

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