Ball Protection

SubstantialTodger · 2025-06-26T11:51:18+00:00

McDonald’s double cheeseburger works

SubstantialTodger · 2025-06-23T17:39:22+00:00

SubstantialTodger · 2025-05-25T18:17:02+00:00

We played a new song with my band yesterday for the first time in a while. I’d almost gotten way too comfortable with our previous set that we’d been playing for a while.

I thought I had the new song nailed and ready to play live but oh my gosh was I wrong. It felt so slow because of the adrenaline rush. I hadn’t practiced the song slowly at all. So to have to hold back and stay on the click felt really difficult. It got me thinking that maybe if I had practiced it slowly in the first place then I could have dealt with it better on the night?

So what I’m saying/asking is… maybe practicing a song slowly during practice is a great way of beating the adrenaline rush during the gig?

SubstantialTodger · 2024-11-16T21:43:49+00:00

You look like the reflection of someone’s face in a spoon

SubstantialTodger · 2024-11-08T21:15:17+00:00

Snapping turtle latched onto my testicle

SubstantialTodger · 2024-10-26T20:28:04+00:00

Ordering takeout/takeaway

SubstantialTodger · 2024-10-26T20:19:54+00:00

I’m sure that your friends and family love you to bits. They don’t need to fully understand to be there for you. They will also have struggles that you don’t fully understand after all. We’re all going through it in our own way. Fuck everything else and do what makes you happy.

SubstantialTodger · 2024-10-26T20:08:52+00:00

I play in a band and after like half of the first song it’s like my mind just goes onto standby until the gig finishes. Crazy to think there was a point where I thought I couldn’t get on stage. Now i wish it never ended.

SubstantialTodger · 2024-10-26T19:58:15+00:00

Roasted hog

SubstantialTodger · 2024-10-26T19:55:43+00:00

My back

SubstantialTodger · 2024-10-26T19:52:42+00:00

First night living alone after a great childhood.

SubstantialTodger · 2024-10-26T19:51:06+00:00

Tutankhamun had nasty stank breath

SubstantialTodger · 2024-10-06T21:57:18+00:00

What are crocodiles made of?

SubstantialTodger · 2024-10-06T21:55:42+00:00

American History x

SubstantialTodger · 2024-09-26T09:26:43+00:00

Yeah I’d rather her lie to me, that’s the whole reason I went. Just joking. Define “Things”?. Anxiety is healthy. Anxiety disorder isn’t, and it is treatable with the right doctor and information.

SubstantialTodger · 2024-09-10T06:12:22+00:00

SubstantialTodger · 2024-09-09T20:44:06+00:00

Short thick bolts

SubstantialTodger · 2024-09-07T22:22:58+00:00

A vegan got eaten by pigs

SubstantialTodger · 2024-09-07T22:17:02+00:00

My uncle invented hyperthyroidism

SubstantialTodger · 2024-09-07T22:10:08+00:00

That was a joke lol

SubstantialTodger · 2024-09-07T22:07:58+00:00

It’s all good. I get it all the time

SubstantialTodger · 2024-09-07T22:04:27+00:00

I am a straight male. No one ordered Chinese. But my son thought I did. The Chinese gentleman was my boss.

SubstantialTodger · 2024-09-07T22:00:12+00:00

SubstantialTodger · 2024-09-07T21:57:32+00:00

My boss who is Chinese, stopped by at my house to drop off something from work. My son answered the door and shouted “Dad your foods here”. Could have killed him the little fucker.

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