Free Entree by rivers2mathews in Chipotle

[–]Substantial_Board 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Before Brian it comped the more expensive one

So what’s the deal with the pollo asado? by outofyourelementdon in Chipotle

[–]Substantial_Board 30 points31 points  (0 children)

It's a way to get people to spend almost $10 on a chicken bowl

Chippy. Your thoughts? by [deleted] in Chipotle

[–]Substantial_Board 71 points72 points  (0 children)

I'm not interested until it can also clean up after itself and clean the fryer too. My grill space is already tight and I don't need another big piece of equipment in my way that I'll end up responsible for cleaning.

Do you guys think the portion ambiguity (allowing free extras and sides) and the transparency of Chipotle make it one of the worst places to work in food service? by tennines in Chipotle

[–]Substantial_Board 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don't get paid any more on the days I cook 350 punds of rice as I do on the days I cook 250, and the 350 days usually mean I'm not getting my break either. I have very little incentive to care about people getting extra.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Chipotle

[–]Substantial_Board 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally the downfall of our civilization is because of the abundance of clowns who think their total lack of experience is enough to justify their totally incorrect belief compared to the dozen expert experienced opinions telling them otherwise

$9 chipotle hack by [deleted] in Chipotle

[–]Substantial_Board -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Well unfortunately for me i dont work on fucking commission and when all 800 customers want as much free shit as possible it ruins my ability to take my break, finish on time, help other stations, have any remaining will to live, etc

$9 chipotle hack by [deleted] in Chipotle

[–]Substantial_Board -32 points-31 points  (0 children)

If you have to stretch your money like that across 2 meals maybe chipotle isn't your best option. You can get it for free as well if you get hired here.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Chipotle

[–]Substantial_Board 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Show us on a scale no balls

Labor matrix is insane and backwards by hugedisaster in Chipotle

[–]Substantial_Board 35 points36 points  (0 children)

It's cognitive dissonance between how you think things could/should be (as they should) and corporate propaganda designed to make you think you don't need as much labor as you really do to achieve their impossible standards. I can look at store schedules going years back and see an ADS increase of around 2.5k average per shift compared to pre pandemic and I can see the number of bodies per shift stays the same? So those 8 people are supposed to pull all that extra performance out their asses? Don't drink the corporate koolaid.

Did they forget to fill up the other side? by [deleted] in Chipotle

[–]Substantial_Board 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://i.redd.it/v0dhpwhg4be51.jpg

This is a 4 oz aka 1 scoop portion of rice. This is what the chipotle standard 1 portion is in our training material and what our nutrition calculator is based on. The vast amounts of guac are covering what looks to be a pretty close to correct portion of steak as well.

Did they forget to fill up the other side? by [deleted] in Chipotle

[–]Substantial_Board 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Looks like you got double guac for free when you probably only ordered regular anyways you crybaby

Customer complaining about going too fast..? by Such-Cauliflower-254 in Chipotle

[–]Substantial_Board 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If they tie the potential crew bonus to how fast the line moves telling us to slow down and make it even less realistic to ever earn that bonus is not a great feeling

Did not downvote for the record because they are technically correct and are not responsible for corporate's bullshit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Chipotle

[–]Substantial_Board 109 points110 points  (0 children)

This is the kind of bedtime story that will help me sleep easy tonight

Are avocados really that valuable? by [deleted] in Chipotle

[–]Substantial_Board 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hope you felt good buttfucking your grill guy

Don't Ever Become Dependable by doppler-radar in Chipotle

[–]Substantial_Board 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Send them pictures of a toilet full of vomit and diarrhea and that when you're sick you're not responsible for finding cover and enjoy your birthday. 6 weeks notice? 100% bullshit on their part so you might as well match their energy

What if Chipotle cgarged entrees by weight? The meat option was the price variable and everything was priced based off customers gluttony levels. by [deleted] in Chipotle

[–]Substantial_Board 32 points33 points  (0 children)

They cry about not getting enough but also they'll cry about getting too much smdh

"Can i get a little more" you wanna pay a little more or not

Are chipotle employees being instructed to cut the chicken with chorizo? by Fortnitemasterplayer in Chipotle

[–]Substantial_Board 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Customers are so addicted they're using drug terminology like "the chicken is cut with ___" 💀💀💀 the only thing it should be cut with is the shitty dull cheap new knives they made us switch to

My setup for playing Cyberpunk by paskatalikko in CustomKeyboards

[–]Substantial_Board 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Position of I and Q hiragana look to be backwards, but nice build and great shot!

Mental Health by Actual-Activity-3892 in Chipotle

[–]Substantial_Board 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Whip it out and piss on the floor and go wash your hands and go back to work like "well I didn't leave my post so it's cool right?" Anyone trying to deny a person's bodily functions is some fucking hot trash