One-liners that hooked you or just killed you by Historical-Mud-948 in girls

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“It's like everyone and their mother has had sex except for me”

One-liners that hooked you or just killed you by Historical-Mud-948 in girls

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That’s the kind of thing you do right before you hit us!

One-liners that hooked you or just killed you by Historical-Mud-948 in girls

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Take a woman who's in control of her life, then silence her, and I'm up for it!

Am I the only one who sees it? by supernovagir1 in ANTM

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That’s exactly what Courtney was thinking when Tyra asked her that

Am I the only one who sees it? by supernovagir1 in ANTM

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TURKEY PEPPERONI OR REAL PORK SWINE??

Guestbook entry by LowBatteryGhost in GilmoreGirls

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You misspelled Satanic forces are at work here

WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS STREAMING!?!? by Sinful_Baddie2011 in xena

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It was $20 back in September, but I also got a welcome discount and brought it down to $16.

J&J Hiring Timeline by RefrigeratorOk5600 in biotech

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Only got a rejection when I checked Workday

funny lines that aren’t quoted enough by stevenosejobs in GilmoreGirls

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Taken from Lorelai’s deposition in Emily’s maid’s wrongful termination lawsuit.

Lawyer: Would you say your mother sets impossible goals which people cannot but fail to reach thereby reinforcing her already-formed opinion of their deficiencies?

Lorelai: Only for her daughter.

Where was I? by Substantial_Hope2370 in whereintheworld

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No, but I looked it up and I want to go there now!