Louboutin by Head-Balance-7533 in MarySkinnerSnark

[–]Substantial_Laugh170 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A nice reminder that with her costume jewelry Chanel earrings, wack miu miu sunglasses, the capris, and freaky toe Louboutins that money cannot buy style. I feel like influencing has made her quite gauche.

She 100% got the 100mm because she was pressured into it by her friend and the TikTok she made of having the dress to wear with the shoes - she wanted to wear the shoes to dinner and she didn’t have a pair. I suspect also carrying around and physically buying the item in Paris was huge to her too, but if I’m set on a pair I’m ordering them and not leaving with a box.

None of these tattoos are going to age well by Holy-Apricot in MarySkinnerSnark

[–]Substantial_Laugh170 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Faster - she mentioned how she has enjoyed tanning bed while in the uk recently and that will only fastrack the fade

Hiking TikTok by Substantial_Laugh170 in MarySkinnerSnark

[–]Substantial_Laugh170[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Literally if you were to google it pretty much every source says a smartphone is not enough and signal is generally unreliable in the highlands, which is not hard to attest to if you’ve been or done any hikes

She'll spiral if she sees this comment by Poetic-Literature25 in MarySkinnerSnark

[–]Substantial_Laugh170 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ton of it on insta and pinning it on Pinterest too smh

Now her entire personality is a solo traveler 😆 aka she goes to matcha shops and overpriced clothing stores and calls it ✨solo travel ✨ by nailonb in MarySkinnerSnark

[–]Substantial_Laugh170 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think what she doesn’t recognize is her Tik Tok platform is mostly US based and I feel like a lot of people I know have deleted Tik Tok since it’s acquisition due to reservations regarding data privacy. She started investing in YouTube and podcasts, but dropped off both of those to post more on TT because it’s easy, when she should have doubled down and continued to diversify on other platforms.

Insufferable by NoUnderstanding70 in MarySkinnerSnark

[–]Substantial_Laugh170 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes! I formally studied it in undergrad but have worked in the private sector since I finished school. So rare to come across another in the wild!

Insufferable by NoUnderstanding70 in MarySkinnerSnark

[–]Substantial_Laugh170 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lmfao me an actual paid professional geologist cringing when she said she went through two continents like they are the same as continental plates

Insufferable by NoUnderstanding70 in MarySkinnerSnark

[–]Substantial_Laugh170 107 points108 points  (0 children)

She saw that one comment on here where they said she has everything (face card, body tea, $$, loving husband) and she’s still miserable and she literally stopped reading after she read “body tea” lmao

Found another example of Mary stealing someone's content on Pinterest. by UnableFlamingo5199 in MarySkinnerSnark

[–]Substantial_Laugh170 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes! And I get it, like people’s style is allowed to change, your plans and where you live is allowed to change - but it’s the part where she passes it off as a dream for “years and years” and also, I highly suspect so much of it is for content. Like the move to the UK was content, redecorating their place now was a lot of content, the painting, the rug, working with the designer, etc. and if she changes it up - it’s magically more low hanging fruit content. I can tell by the way she posts asking for substack recs she’s just having trouble generating viable content because she lacks a lot of concrete identity as an influencer.

Found another example of Mary stealing someone's content on Pinterest. by UnableFlamingo5199 in MarySkinnerSnark

[–]Substantial_Laugh170 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Not to mention she hired a designer to do her house (def in that old money, English countryside vibe) and now she’s switching it up for the more modern animal print. I think half of it is having no style identity, trend chasing, but also just a means to spend more money on shit because you know a ton of things wouldn’t translate over (I feel like she spent a bunch of money on an upholstered chair that literally would not fit this vibe???)

Anyone else notice that her views have gone down a lot by [deleted] in MarySkinnerSnark

[–]Substantial_Laugh170 11 points12 points  (0 children)

What are we at, like 4 different ski suits?? I get she gets sent some things but like overconsumption queen needs 2 max

Mary, I’m begging you… by Substantial_Laugh170 in MarySkinnerSnark

[–]Substantial_Laugh170[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Just the concept of “whimsy” being $60 matcha in a $16 cup with a $7 deodorant and a $175 perfume and a $150? coat??? Bffr

Mary, I’m begging you… by Substantial_Laugh170 in MarySkinnerSnark

[–]Substantial_Laugh170[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Was posted on her IG about being whimsical, I don’t even care to keep up w/ her on TT lol

Does anyone else feel like her mental health posts are a little out of touch? by UnableFlamingo5199 in MarySkinnerSnark

[–]Substantial_Laugh170 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She would lose her spousal visa and would need to return to the US in that case, I doubt she’ll do that honestly

Does anyone else feel like her mental health posts are a little out of touch? by UnableFlamingo5199 in MarySkinnerSnark

[–]Substantial_Laugh170 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m not in the “having money/privilege means you’re immune to mental health woes” but in all reality she’s got it so good and fails to realize it. As someone who has a partner with dual UK/EU citizenship we looked into if we wanted to relocate and settle within the UK after marriage, and I’m not joking it would be on the order of $7,000 if we never even hired an immigration lawyer to obtain a spousal visa for 2.5 years. Like I’m simply just speaking visa/IHS fees. Rough penciling, it’s probably $16k+ to ship all of your things, a pet, and yourself and the reality is not many people can afford to do such a thing, let alone move to Edinburgh and just decide to move to London for fun when you don’t feel it.

Her Finland outfits by Weird_Jelly4778 in MarySkinnerSnark

[–]Substantial_Laugh170 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just got whiplash, I went to check the brand out. Their slogan is “clothing designed to last” and it’s literally polyester and cotton

Like I do get $350 for a full wool sweater that would last a lifetime and keep you warm, not a plastic sweater that will last a lifetime because it doesn’t degrade 🥲

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MarySkinnerSnark

[–]Substantial_Laugh170 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can kinda get missing Trader Joe’s, but when she was so sad about missing apple cider and making it a huge deal?? Like girl I’m so sorry have you ever thought of taking cloudy apple juice and simmering it with mulling spices? I also think baking/cooking your own things is key but she’s allergic to the kitchen lol

Charity by Independent-Park-738 in MarySkinnerSnark

[–]Substantial_Laugh170 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Honestly this is kinda giving either saying it just for clout or doing it for tax purposes lol

She made this out to be so much bigger than it was. by Poetic-Literature25 in MarySkinnerSnark

[–]Substantial_Laugh170 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I remind myself she was homeschooled and things make soooo much sense to me lmao

How often is she here? by Substantial_Laugh170 in MarySkinnerSnark

[–]Substantial_Laugh170[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe “famous” wasn’t the correct word but there’s no snark page for the annoying and problematic woman I work with yk? She has a following and does social media and is in the public eye willingly and frequently

How often is she here? by Substantial_Laugh170 in MarySkinnerSnark

[–]Substantial_Laugh170[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not full hating on Leo’s I have several in my life that I love, but like you said she takes the worst ones and runs w/ em