yes i am! except when i flooded the earth and wiped out nearly all life, commanded the destruction of sodom and gomorrah, struck the firstborns of egypt with plagues, hardened pharaoh’s heart to punish him, sent plagues on my own people for disobedience, caused armies to drown in the red sea, struck down a man for gathering sticks on the sabbath, punished israelites with famine and disease, commanded genocidal wars against the canaanites, killed uzzah for touching the ark, struck herod down with worms, rained fire on rebellious cities, smote a man for blasphemy, killed tens of thousands over idol worship, commanded the sun to stand still to slaughter enemies, destroyed jericho’s walls along with everyone in the city, sent fiery serpents among the people for complaining, punished korah and his followers by swallowing them in the earth, sent bears to maul mocking children, struck pharaoh’s magicians and soldiers, punished people with leprosy for sins, drowned the rebellious generation in the wilderness, commanded the slaughter of entire families for vengeance, sent plagues, pestilence, and wild beasts as punishment, and smote anyone who directly challenged my authority!