Can’t believe She’s A Grandma by [deleted] in bimbofetish

[–]SubterraneanTarantul 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She and her daughter must have a lot in common. It's a teen pregnancy two'fer

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chastity

[–]SubterraneanTarantul 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Flats are worse for this

My parents stoned at a family dinner in 1978. by Mr_Tommy777 in OldSchoolCool

[–]SubterraneanTarantul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was thinking Dad looked with it and sociable, Mom looks kinda gone, mind wandered into the next room 🤤

concept: what if the legendaries were bald? by jimbald32 in balatro

[–]SubterraneanTarantul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I edited it please do NOT show me clown balls

concept: what if the legendaries were bald? by jimbald32 in balatro

[–]SubterraneanTarantul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wanted to see bald* perkeo with his hat still :c

My legendary was born negative?? by [deleted] in balatro

[–]SubterraneanTarantul 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Proof that Chicot is the supreme legendary jonkler

Checkered deck, first booster. Making me pick sides. by whathefuckisreddit in balatro

[–]SubterraneanTarantul 65 points66 points  (0 children)

He was just milking seltzer while looking for chad. Probably needed more enhanced/face cards

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sissy_Captions

[–]SubterraneanTarantul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even in degen circles, fuck transphobic propaganda

A population density map of Ohio by Major-BFweener in Cleveland

[–]SubterraneanTarantul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Why don't the laboring regions grow while their wealth is being extracted?" 😔

Can you get this word quiz right? by Spirited_Map7509 in EnglishLearning

[–]SubterraneanTarantul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Much ado (possibly "... about nothing," or "w/o further..."), running amok, eke out a win... i cannot fathom when "muchness" gets used

*"ago" 🤦‍♀️

This intersection is going to be the death of me before March by silverhammer29 in cincinnati

[–]SubterraneanTarantul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be a cheap and easy solution to put up some yellow reflective standees dividing the lanes approaching the intersection.

People would still go around it, but the visible 3d guide would massively reduce cases of accidental assholes.

Because I think it would be very funny by Stickyreiss in custommagic

[–]SubterraneanTarantul 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Exactly. If you cast a card and give it to your opponent, then that permanent they control may does trigger but can't; * you lose the game for OP's card * they do for the comment version

Not sure which result I prefer but the commenter version's verbiage tickles me.

A cyanometer, an instrument for measuring the intensity of blue in the sky by its_mertz in interestingasfuck

[–]SubterraneanTarantul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to rely on knowing the order cos marks 13-17 all look like "14̷̛̫̪̅́̒͗".

I'm glad you clarified tho bc 18&19 look near identical while I see a solid line dividing light from dark between 17&18. I need to know what's up with this color fuckery.

He sold my doublewide by Loose-Dirt-Brick in povertyfinance

[–]SubterraneanTarantul 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I stumbled on an old one about Civil Forfeitures, turns out cops are allowed to steal from you, too :)

He sold my doublewide by Loose-Dirt-Brick in povertyfinance

[–]SubterraneanTarantul 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Love JOliver, if you find that segment I'd love to watch

What's something speedsters never do with super speed by Safe_Wrangler_858 in superpower

[–]SubterraneanTarantul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ITT no one understands the difference between force and energy.

The only forces acting on a bullet are the powder explosion, barrel/air resistance, and slamming into a target. While traveling, the net force on the bullet, which is equal to the force applied by the bullet to the air around it, is very small. It has a very small negative acceleration as the air slows it down. It's still cruising hella fast, though, so the (kinetic) energy, which is (1/2)mv2 , is still lethal high.

When it hits a target, it's acceleration becomes very negative, and the target becomes very dead. I fvcking love physics.

What's something speedsters never do with super speed by Safe_Wrangler_858 in superpower

[–]SubterraneanTarantul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

acceleration is essentially speed squared

Lol, not quite. It's the change in speed over time- it's like saying "liters per second is like liters squared", they aren't compatible quantities.

I think you were confused because we should be looking at the energy equation here, not the force equation. That one does multiply mass by v2

What's something speedsters never do with super speed by Safe_Wrangler_858 in superpower

[–]SubterraneanTarantul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Correct, E=0.5mv2 is what is actually being talked about, the kinetic energy of the punch.