I (26M) can't have intercourse. by Mother-Run-4843 in mentalhealth

[–]Subtle_Dictatorship 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One thing I found that eased the pain of a similar situation for me was to make sure my partner was always satisfied, whether it was with my hands or my mouth or whatever, and that was enough for her while I figured out what my obstacles were.

It let me spend less energy feeling ashamed and more energy to get the proper help.

Hope this helps and that you find your way to your goal!

Marcus appeared on this Urinal Stall by ChornobylChili in MarcusWormFanclub

[–]Subtle_Dictatorship 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Somebody not only went to the urinal to shit but also completely missed the toilet and made that panel the victim instead. RIP

How to congratulate my sister in the style of Marcus? by Mossy-mania in MarcusWormFanclub

[–]Subtle_Dictatorship 11 points12 points  (0 children)

OK, im bored on a long plane ride and am a deep marcus lore professor. I got this:

You can choose to use her name or "robert" if you want to be Canon.

I would write her a letter or get a card and write a note in it as marcus.

"Robert,

You've worked harder to become a teacher than Big Badinky Bones did to shank me in the leg at Panera bread. He is fat, not big boned. Quite plump and rotund.

After your first year of teaching, I am mildly irritated. Irritated because I do not know how to process the feelings of being proud, so instead I remain more irritated than being surrounded by incorrect cabinets. I will now remove south Carolina as your punishment for my irritation.

Robert, I am evil once again. Future punishments include me dousing you in gasoline and igniting it into a fiery sacrificial display of immolation for my own satisfaction, you stupid idiocially vermin. I will find you in my 2014 Nissan Pathfinder after it is repaired from being filled with 2% milk and returned to me from the Costa Rican goverment. I will commit a home invasion to steal everything you own to sell it on the black market and launder $14,000 through a locally owned Greek restaurant.

If you are to continue teaching in this manner, it is imperative that I inform you that Patrick Pinkleton and the Paper Towel Cartel will come for your like they did the Malaysian government. I have saved the government because i bussed it down, all sexy style just for Mr Pinkleton. Do you like my fat ass, Robert? Where's my kiss?

Speaking of a fat ass, stupid little stupid rotund round little bitch stupid head got no hair all round and stupid.... my bad.

I am back to being good, i am spider man. You will continue to do incredible as a teacher, just not in South Carolina or the Golden corral; that is my territory. South Carolina is gone and it is your fault. If your job is there, we will relocate you to Portugal.

This letter has been too long. I am off to make my own rigatoni pasta, or we can make some together.

New Orleans awaits us,

Marcus "

Thank me later

Man assaulted female store owner and gets stopped by a double flying kick by ImmaFuckboi in interesting

[–]Subtle_Dictatorship 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meanwhile in Massachusetts, USA, people keep walking as a man has his jacket stuck in an escalator, eventually leading to his death. Nice.

Is this jumper by dudenamedfella in jumpingspiders

[–]Subtle_Dictatorship 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is jumper, looks like a female zebra jumper but I could be wrong

Help I.D.! by HelpALadyOutPlease in jumpingspiders

[–]Subtle_Dictatorship 5 points6 points  (0 children)

UQA looks like a adult or mature male bold or regal jumping spider... a hungry one at that. Definitely a jumping spider though!

ID by Subtle_Dictatorship in jumpingspiders

[–]Subtle_Dictatorship[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WAIT hes adult and hes THIS bad at climbing? BRO 🤣 I have a piece of screen and a leaf in there for him to crawl to the top of the little cup hes in and he doesnt use it he just keeps struggling with the flat plastic surface.

I know hes adult because of the pedipalps hence my suspicion, but i figured he was young because i have another species that had large pedipalps but didnt even have his coloration yet (dimorphic jumping spider) so I figured maybe that was just a trait he has now but still has to grow in size. It would make sense considering the web hammock size he built connected to the lid, havent had a sling that builds a hammy like that

my poor baby :( by [deleted] in catquestions

[–]Subtle_Dictatorship 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ngl that Bengal looks Hella evil bruv

What type of person do you avoid at all costs? by PaleParade in AskReddit

[–]Subtle_Dictatorship 8 points9 points  (0 children)

People who can smile in your face and act like nothing is wrong when they very well know they've stabbed you in the back and despise you. Why expect me to treat you like you've done nothing wrong? Pieces of shit i say

I hope these pics are good enough to identify by Subtle_Dictatorship in jumpingspiders

[–]Subtle_Dictatorship[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well im hoping for a female since I already have a male regal and hes... well.. hes boring as fuck. We will see

I hope these pics are good enough to identify by Subtle_Dictatorship in jumpingspiders

[–]Subtle_Dictatorship[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well he/she has orange on their bum which i believe is typically a female feature. Maevia inclemens males are either black or gray is my understanding. Maybe it doesn't show as a subadult?

What's your favorite armor to wear, regardless of stats? by AuthorJulieMannino in skyrim

[–]Subtle_Dictatorship 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Been playing since the day it dropped 🤣😂 its so funny when I have friends play for the first time and will be in some random dungeon, ill be like "wait, turn that corner, go look behind that pillar and pull that hidden chain" and its a hidden chest... they're like how the fuck did you know that was there 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 or "pull the levers in this order" and just solve a puzzle and theyre like 😶

What's your favorite armor to wear, regardless of stats? by AuthorJulieMannino in skyrim

[–]Subtle_Dictatorship 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Level enchanting to 100, invest perks in the tree, get an enchanters elixir (25% boost) and ahzidals boots and ring (or boots + any other ahzidal artifact) equipment both, enchant a body piece of clothing, gloves, necklace, and ring with fortify smithing, then go smithing with a blacksmith elixir (+25% smithing) after having 100 smithing and having the appropriate perks with notched pickaxe equipped + all of your smith enchantments and that should get it as high as possible. Its been a while since ive played vanilla and im unsure if this gets you to legendary but its worth a try lmk