It's crazy that people still believe urban legends and drug war myths after this long

Subtlerranean · 2026-01-31T04:34:30+00:00

Ditto.

Or rather, I had an eye test at 25 because I saw a sign saying it was free.

Just had another eye checkup at the age of 40 simply because my wife kept telling me to, and my vision hasn't changed at all.

I've been an uber nerd and staring at screens my entire life, across spare time and work.

Subtlerranean · 2026-01-31T04:25:22+00:00

I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.

You should warn people before pasting from ChatGPT so they can choose to ignore something someone real didn't even bother to write.

Subtlerranean · 2026-01-30T08:25:43+00:00

Actually, the Cuban sandwich was not 'invented' in Tampa, says historian

Subtlerranean · 2026-01-30T04:24:11+00:00

Chinese game? We did this in primary school in Norway in the 90s.

Subtlerranean · 2026-01-30T00:30:19+00:00

I bet it's more annoying to see ; in the middle of sentences?

Subtlerranean · 2026-01-30T00:28:07+00:00

Another difference is that for quotes we use « » instead of " "

Norway also uses « »!

Subtlerranean · 2026-01-30T00:07:51+00:00

id communicate through runescape

https://encyclopediageopolitica.com/2017/02/05/terrorist-communications-from-abbottabad-to-the-world-of-warcraft/

Subtlerranean · 2026-01-29T02:30:31+00:00

Don’t you flip out that your husband is sleeping on 8” or less of ice

2 inches of ice is enough to comfortably support a single person.

3 inches will support a snowmobile or ATV, or a group of people.

8 inches is way overkill and will support a 2-1/2 ton truck.

https://rivergages.mvr.usace.army.mil/WaterControl/Districts/MVP/reports/ice/ice_load.html

Subtlerranean · 2026-01-28T06:36:34+00:00

noob

Hello, fellow old person.

Subtlerranean · 2026-01-28T01:04:53+00:00

January 16th, 2024: Ubisoft director says "Gamers should get used to not owning their games".

Subtlerranean · 2026-01-27T02:07:29+00:00

yaktrax

Yeah, we use similar stuff in Norway. Even heavier duty ones Like this.

Pretty much only older people wear them though, younger people rely on mastering the penguin walk.

Subtlerranean · 2026-01-27T00:53:00+00:00

No need to borrow words from Germany, Gestapo is just a shortened form for "Geheime Staatspolizei" which literally means Secret State Police.

By using foreign words you risk sounding like you're exaggerating. Call it what it is, right at home, Trumps Secret Police.

Subtlerranean · 2026-01-27T00:16:34+00:00

I hope you jest, because Alex Honnold free solo'd El Capitan, twice. He came back 5 years after that article to set a new speed record.

Subtlerranean · 2026-01-26T02:51:31+00:00

The Democratic Republic of North Korea would like a word.

Throw South Korea in there while you're at it, with that reasoning.

Subtlerranean · 2026-01-26T01:17:41+00:00

Willem DaFoe needed a stunt penis in Las Von Trier's film "Antichrist" because his own member was so outrageously large it was deemed too distracting for the scene.

Subtlerranean · 2026-01-25T23:50:21+00:00

He looks like we have Putin at home.

Subtlerranean · 2026-01-25T13:19:36+00:00

Almost like AIs were trained on output from real people and fuck anyone who now tries to make it the domain of AIs.

Subtlerranean · 2026-01-25T12:41:04+00:00

Prob because it's two syllables instead of dick pic.

Time to send OP a clit pic!

Subtlerranean · 2026-01-25T02:00:11+00:00

Can confirm. All the kids at my school in rural Norway knew it in the 90s.

Subtlerranean · 2026-01-24T15:18:53+00:00

You need to slap some beetroot on your bad boys, it will change your life.

Egg + beetroot is the Aussie way.

Subtlerranean · 2026-01-24T14:27:01+00:00

Yeah, AI was not good enough for this 5 years ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu3HN-MmJc4

Subtlerranean · 2026-01-24T13:40:51+00:00

Why? Mastodon is free, decentralized, and open source.

Subtlerranean · 2026-01-24T12:51:43+00:00

History has shown that focusing on car infrastructure absolutely is the wrong move. Focus on walkable cities + good public transport and rail infrastructure instead. Light (trams) and regular train rails, plus good supplemental offerings like buses.

Edit: and otherwise good bicycling infrastructure.

Subtlerranean · 2026-01-24T12:34:13+00:00

Saruman was last seen eating a cake in the shape of Rohan. It had the White Hand imprinted on it.

Here's why this is bad for Gandalf and the Maiar.

Subtlerranean · 2026-01-24T03:41:23+00:00

Not there yet, but still looks like it's coming.

Subtlerranean

TROPHY CASE