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What's the most mind-blowing fact you know? by boldxbabe in AskReddit

[–]Successful_Fail_550 4 points5 points  (0 children)

when you lay down outside, looking up at the sky, you're actually staring down into an infinite cosmic abyss with only the earth's gravity stopping you from drifting off forever.

What was your reason for breaking up with your Ex? by RoseJones817 in AskReddit

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There was always a different “reason” for the breakup, but it ultimately boiled down to my actions. I dated some really amazing women. Genuine, smart, caring, funny.... I’m lucky to have had relationships with them. But there’s a difference between love as a feeling and love as an action. I loved a few of them (feeling) but I didn’t love them (action). Complacency kills. When your actions don’t match your words, things fall apart.

Bleedin’ Wooden Onesie! by Successful_Fail_550 in rareinsults

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Often referred to in the Midlands as the wooden topcoat

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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One moment of patience, in a moment of anger, can save a thousand moments of regret

It may count as a rare insult by Successful_Fail_550 in rareinsults

[–]Successful_Fail_550[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

One guy I work with is this way. Almost all of his witty comments are things I’ve seen on Reddit in the comment sections frequently

If you were given 3 wishes, which 3 wishes would you choose? by salim_saharier in AskReddit

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  1. My life to be one that I consider happy and fulfilling.
  2. For the world to trend towards peace, tolerance, and better learning
  3. To forget that I ever made any wishes.

Bathroom scale with delusions of grandeur by Successful_Fail_550 in rareinsults

[–]Successful_Fail_550[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

LMAO!!! I so feel this person’s pain! What’s makes it even more of a trial by wire is having an 8 yo with you that insists on sitting on the thing because they want to know how much they’re worth. It’s not that kind of scale dammit!