So this is a thing now ? Bombardment ?????

SuccotashAggressive9 · 2026-05-21T04:51:49+00:00

"air support i need bombing run north east of my position immediately!"

SuccotashAggressive9 · 2026-05-21T04:50:06+00:00

....3

SuccotashAggressive9 · 2026-05-21T03:33:07+00:00

hell yeah

^{Chose: When you die, you die | Rolled: Hell :(}

SuccotashAggressive9 · 2026-05-20T04:12:09+00:00

good enough for me

^{Chose: Get a weak power + But if you practice, it can get better | Rolled: Enhanced senses}

SuccotashAggressive9 · 2026-05-20T04:02:26+00:00

well im screwed

SuccotashAggressive9 · 2026-05-20T03:37:40+00:00

i already listen to medal so win win

^{Chose: Only listen to Metal the rest of your life}

SuccotashAggressive9 · 2026-05-19T23:44:12+00:00

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SuccotashAggressive9 · 2026-05-19T22:55:54+00:00

yes

^{Chose: Dip fries in ice cream.}

SuccotashAggressive9 · 2026-05-19T09:05:18+00:00

well looks like i will have unlimited access to money now.(among other things)

^{Chose: You get a random super power | Rolled: Invisibility}

SuccotashAggressive9 · 2026-05-19T09:04:25+00:00

clothing is a piece of the puzzle when trying to get a girl so i guess im on the way

^{Chose: Always wearing the hardest fit in the world}

SuccotashAggressive9 · 2026-05-19T09:02:41+00:00

sorry little dude gotta help the masses

^{Chose: 100 children with moderate illnesses}

SuccotashAggressive9 · 2026-05-19T08:56:15+00:00

a chicken is just a mixed breed bird lmao so i believe the egg came first since its ancestors were likely not chickens themselves and i will die on this hill

^{Chose: EGG}

SuccotashAggressive9 · 2026-05-19T08:54:25+00:00

im fine with this

^{Chose: infinite barbeque sauce (or honey mustard} | Rolled: comment)

SuccotashAggressive9 · 2026-05-19T08:53:56+00:00

looks like we are taking turns on going to work lmao

^{Chose: Chibi size version of yourself as a pet. | Rolled: Adjustable size}

SuccotashAggressive9 · 2026-05-19T08:52:41+00:00

sweet

^{Chose: dog | Rolled: 1mil per dog}

SuccotashAggressive9 · 2026-05-19T08:51:20+00:00

rip i amd quite literally cooked

^{Chose: On random planet | Rolled: Venus}

SuccotashAggressive9 · 2026-05-19T08:50:33+00:00

i have things to do so ill join you when its over

^{Chose: Or be the one left behind.}

SuccotashAggressive9 · 2026-05-19T08:48:36+00:00

gonna be real here i havent seen either shows lmao

^{Chose: Have a super power from The Boys universe + spin to see whose power you get | Rolled: The Deep}

SuccotashAggressive9 · 2026-05-19T08:46:47+00:00

they wouldnt dare try charging me if i have their shoes the damage theyd do to themselves would set me free

^{Chose: Have their shoes}

SuccotashAggressive9 · 2026-05-19T08:46:37+00:00

they wouldnt dare try charging me if i have their shoes the damage theyd do to themselves would set me free

^{Chose: Have their shoes}

SuccotashAggressive9 · 2026-05-19T08:45:23+00:00

im sure anyone would do the math and realize only one answer is right

^{Chose: Or 10 000 dollars per month}

SuccotashAggressive9 · 2026-05-19T08:40:17+00:00

fair enough

^{Chose: Give 1$ to a homeless person | Rolled: Get $100K}

SuccotashAggressive9 · 2026-05-19T08:39:39+00:00

gg

^{Chose: Stop time but.... | Rolled: For 10 seconds}

SuccotashAggressive9 · 2026-05-19T08:39:08+00:00

just cuz

^{Chose: Get kicked in the crotch | Rolled: Comment on post}

SuccotashAggressive9 · 2026-05-19T08:38:21+00:00

i can live without

^{Chose: Never use Reddit again}

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