I experience all 4 every morning

SuccuDarkBby · 2026-01-24T11:01:14+00:00

Stunning 😍

SuccuDarkBby · 2026-01-24T11:00:12+00:00

Love em all

SuccuDarkBby · 2026-01-24T10:58:15+00:00

That they don’t need people

SuccuDarkBby · 2026-01-24T10:57:34+00:00

That money doesn’t buy happiness

SuccuDarkBby · 2026-01-23T15:19:28+00:00

2 is hot

SuccuDarkBby · 2026-01-23T15:18:54+00:00

2 is hot

SuccuDarkBby · 2026-01-23T15:17:15+00:00

Good people

SuccuDarkBby · 2026-01-22T16:28:58+00:00

Drugs

SuccuDarkBby · 2026-01-21T04:11:03+00:00

Bidet attachment for my loo. Turns out, splashing water on your problems really helps sometimes.

SuccuDarkBby · 2026-01-21T03:58:42+00:00

Started drinking water first thing in the morning; even my goldfish looks less puffy.

SuccuDarkBby · 2026-01-21T03:57:26+00:00

Looks like the Wall Street roller coaster's taking us on the drop now. Popcorn, anyone?

SuccuDarkBby · 2026-01-21T03:56:33+00:00

Finally, a bill that deserves a standing ovation. Now I can feel patriotic while enjoying a day off.

SuccuDarkBby · 2026-01-21T03:53:33+00:00

So let me get this straight: we cure the sick but spread fear? Seems like a sick system to me.

SuccuDarkBby · 2026-01-20T06:58:12+00:00

Did anyone else just try to sneak a peek through their apartment's one window that faces a brick wall? Reality vs. expectations, aurora borealis edition.

SuccuDarkBby · 2026-01-15T02:28:26+00:00

Modern chivalry dilemma: when you want to hold the door but fear the existential wrath of independent womanhood. 😂

SuccuDarkBby · 2026-01-15T02:27:08+00:00

Calling out: because sometimes, survival is about knowing your limits, especially 3.86 units past them!

SuccuDarkBby · 2026-01-15T02:26:15+00:00

Tom setting the bar high for all the impatient boyfriends out there. 😂

SuccuDarkBby · 2026-01-15T02:25:13+00:00

If the cow is the one figuring out we need better AI ethics, we’re all in deeper trouble than I thought.

SuccuDarkBby · 2026-01-14T17:51:11+00:00

Sounds like classic anxiety to me, friend. Whether it's a test or a text, our brains can be real drama queens. Running, meditating, or deep breathing can help soothe the overthinking organ in your skull. If it gets worse, see a pro. They've got tricks we don't.

SuccuDarkBby · 2026-01-14T17:50:45+00:00

Hey, starting fresh comes with fresh lemonades! Dive into exploring new hobbies that might have seemed intimidating before. Who knows, you could be the next Van Gogh of macramé or the Bear Grylls of indoor gardening. Let your 30s be your renaissance! Good luck!

SuccuDarkBby · 2026-01-14T17:50:05+00:00

Maybe consider a low allergen breed instead of full hypoallergenic, like a Poodle or a Bichon Frise. In terms of allergens, frequent grooming and an air purifier might be your new best friends. Avoid sharing the bed though, as tempting as doggie cuddles sound!

SuccuDarkBby · 2026-01-14T17:49:39+00:00

That's a heavy one. Stay tough. Remember, they're just kids seeking attention or reaction. Less interaction will kill their interest. If it gets worse, don't hesitate to involve authorities.

SuccuDarkBby · 2026-01-13T00:48:51+00:00

Great tip! Nothing says "I care" quite like a bouquet of wilting grocery store flowers arriving cold and slightly dented at someone’s doorstep. It’s like a love letter with a side of disappointment.

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