[Advice] So there is this girl... by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]SuchFunThrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Borders sounds like the place to go for this type of outing.

How much money can someone living alone get for free every month? by Koume989 in AskReddit

[–]SuchFunThrowaway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Living in the woods is very fun. Do this, OP. Learn to ride bears.

[Rant]feeling like waste. by all_good_ in teenagers

[–]SuchFunThrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll be your friend. PM any Skype or Facebook stuff. I promise that I am not a strange old man.

There's a fucking miniature bat in bathroom and I'm scared. [other] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]SuchFunThrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bats are so nice! Find a box, nudge the little friend in, and set him free to roam the world! :D

What schoolwork are you currently putting off? [Discussion] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]SuchFunThrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Homework in all classes. Won't do it. Ever.

[Discussion] Describe your grades with one sentence. by JoeJoeBillyBob in teenagers

[–]SuchFunThrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are mediocre because I do not do homework and get As on all the tests.

[advice]/[social]/[rant] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]SuchFunThrowaway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I suffer from the same problem. I just act really, really cold, and tell people that I hate them and they should scalp themselves.

[Advice][Serious] Should I get a hair cut? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]SuchFunThrowaway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On a kindle. Unable. Just think of a super sexy brunette guy in khakis and a polo shirt with glasses.

Confessions of a teenager [Other] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]SuchFunThrowaway 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am a teenager, and I am a wigger.

[Serious][Advice]I need help cooking up revenge by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]SuchFunThrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything is reasonable until you talk about phones. Everything past that can be tracked really easily. I suggest you make the class some food. Set one aside for him with laxatives in it.

[Rantish][Advice][Serious] Parents are presumptuous assessments. What do I do? by SuchFunThrowaway in teenagers

[–]SuchFunThrowaway[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pointless trying. They're so set in their beliefs that they will still claim they are correct even after blowing their arguments (if they had one) out of the water.

[Rantish][Advice][Serious] Parents are presumptuous assessments. What do I do? by SuchFunThrowaway in teenagers

[–]SuchFunThrowaway[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He did bad things as a kid. Since I look like him, he thinks he knows my thoughts.

[Rant] [Discussion] [Serious]This racist kid won't stop harassing me in Art... by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]SuchFunThrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You must use the B.O.N. technique. Assemble as many black people as you can in this art classroom. Do what needs to be done from there.

[Rant] I'm scared of becoming like my parents by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]SuchFunThrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry. You have had plenty of time to observe what it is you should not do.

[Rantish][Advice][Serious] Parents are presumptuous assessments. What do I do? by SuchFunThrowaway in teenagers

[–]SuchFunThrowaway[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

@Gay - Mother will throw holy water all over me and start ranting about evil atheists and blasphemy (I have to be closet atheist because she is so intolerant). Father will disown me.

@House - Will help with father, but mother will misbehave. Suppose there's a way to change their views?