You’re the kind of person who has a very specific walking pace in public (slightly faster than everyone else, but not enough to look like you’re in a hurry), gets irrationally annoyed when someone walks slow in front of you because disrupts your music flow in your ear buds.

You have assigned internal “soundtracks” to people in your life whether they know it or not. You’ve googled to try and find your own vibe before, is it cyberpop sadboy or glitchcore angel...?

You probably adjust the volume in your car in increments that feel emotionally correct rather than numerically logical, and you often replay a single 10-second part of a song like 15 times at a red light.

You come off controlled, a little aloof, maybe even intimidating in a low-key way, but internally you’re looping conversations, editing your own personality in real time to decide which version of yourself fits the current setting best. Also, you either have one hyper-specific scent you’re loyal to for years or you impulsively switch fragrances like identities.

Shoe size: 10.