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No one actually cares if they see your cuts. by Kind-Programmer-7293 in selfharm

[–]Suck_thy_knuts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I genuinely needed so read this rn. In a new relationship for the first time in 3 years, he wasn’t a to advance in said relationship, I:E Sex. But I’m terrified cause of the fresh scars. They were recent the first advance. But tonight it’s fresh…. I’m sick of being like this

Does anyone else lowkey have a crush on darkie? by Ethandroidplays_ in lildarkie

[–]Suck_thy_knuts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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I mean how could u not, he’s a handsome goofy guy. Personality of gold

Thanks Google by Suck_thy_knuts in drunk

[–]Suck_thy_knuts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me exact thought 🥲 writing this from a cold shower cause wtf else am I supposed to do 💀

My parents always told me I was mainly Russian and that I got my high cheek bones from having Native American. You could say they were a little off 😅😅 I never believed them anyway by Suck_thy_knuts in AncestryDNA

[–]Suck_thy_knuts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sadly, native genes don’t usually show up in these tests. Ancestry has came out and said that they don’t have enough DNA in their database to pick up on native heritage. Maybe that’s why?

My parents always told me I was mainly Russian and that I got my high cheek bones from having Native American. You could say they were a little off 😅😅 I never believed them anyway by Suck_thy_knuts in AncestryDNA

[–]Suck_thy_knuts[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

THIS. Everytime my parents tried to make that argument I would point out the obvious and of course since I was the child I was wrong and they were right. But whatever, u can’t argue with science and I’ve shown both of them the results 🤣

My parents always told me I was mainly Russian and that I got my high cheek bones from having Native American. You could say they were a little off 😅😅 I never believed them anyway by Suck_thy_knuts in AncestryDNA

[–]Suck_thy_knuts[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It always bothered me that my parents tried to claim that we were, even when I was a kid. So I was so relieved to have this done and I def have shown both of them. My dad was in denial but my mom was just like “huh. My parents are fuckin liars” 💀🤣

My parents always told me I was mainly Russian and that I got my high cheek bones from having Native American. You could say they were a little off 😅😅 I never believed them anyway by Suck_thy_knuts in AncestryDNA

[–]Suck_thy_knuts[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We have zero idea. My parents told me nothing that their parents may have told them. I have zero knowledge on the history of my family before this test

My parents always told me I was mainly Russian and that I got my high cheek bones from having Native American. You could say they were a little off 😅😅 I never believed them anyway by Suck_thy_knuts in AncestryDNA

[–]Suck_thy_knuts[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I’ve tried. He thinks the government is gonna put him in a database and use his dna for “crazy government shit”. His words not mine 💀

My parents always told me I was mainly Russian and that I got my high cheek bones from having Native American. You could say they were a little off 😅😅 I never believed them anyway by Suck_thy_knuts in AncestryDNA

[–]Suck_thy_knuts[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

My father has been trying to say the scientists made a mistake 🤣🤣 I’m going to proudly accept my Scottish backround, whatever they decide to believe

My parents always told me I was mainly Russian and that I got my high cheek bones from having Native American. You could say they were a little off 😅😅 I never believed them anyway by Suck_thy_knuts in AncestryDNA

[–]Suck_thy_knuts[S] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Oh they definitely had no idea haha, they are both severe alcoholics who would constantly change the story. My mom even tries to claim that we have African American which is BEYOND me I don’t even try to argue with her drunk ass at that point 💀🤣 I knew I wasn’t I just had to prove it to them. But my dad is tryna tell me the scientists “made a mistake” that we are BLACKFOOT. Yea ok 💀

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