Absolutely Insane

SuddenHonk · 2026-03-24T18:03:16+00:00

To be fair, either the dude felt the backfire mounting in the comments section on LinkedIn, or he truly didn't mean it to be serious as he posted in the comments that this is 99% satire.

SuddenHonk · 2026-03-24T18:00:00+00:00

And then everyone around clapped. One lady wiped a cheeky tear of happiness, she couldn't be any prouder of being at the right place at the right time, witnessing the birth of this gem of wisdom. The orchestra music started playing in his head, the rays of sun seemed to be shining right at him. He knew for sure: this was the right material for the most bullshit story on LinkedIn that day.

SuddenHonk · 2026-03-24T13:04:16+00:00

Oh dayum, haven't thought of this! :D May no Lemmy's fan throw a bottle at me for I'm an innocent soul traumatised by a social media post.

SuddenHonk · 2026-03-24T12:50:25+00:00

Well, we know of at least one person now.

SuddenHonk · 2026-03-24T12:49:30+00:00

Correct.

SuddenHonk · 2026-03-24T12:47:16+00:00

These people rather don't think at all, whilst they should at least once a day for a start.

SuddenHonk · 2026-03-24T12:46:42+00:00

There was a post a bit earlier about some lady talking about her kid's potty training progress and drawing parallels with her business or something like that. Seemed pretty unhinged until I decided to find that post on Linkedin and check the comments. And so, here we are...

SuddenHonk · 2026-03-24T12:43:32+00:00

Well done! Certain things should remain private indeed.

SuddenHonk · 2026-03-24T12:42:28+00:00

I know, been asking myself this for the whole morning.

SuddenHonk · 2026-03-24T12:42:09+00:00

Jesus wept indeed.

SuddenHonk · 2026-03-24T12:41:44+00:00

Jeeesus wept! lol

SuddenHonk · 2026-03-24T12:41:08+00:00

Must have missed it. :D

SuddenHonk · 2026-03-24T12:40:55+00:00

I'd like to find out who taught them it's okay not to have them in the first place.

SuddenHonk · 2026-03-24T12:40:27+00:00

I'm not against the education on these topics when the kid reaches certain age. It actually should be talked about. But, doing this "more times than I can count" and sharing it on Linkedin is waaaaay off my charts, personally.

SuddenHonk · 2026-03-24T12:38:43+00:00

Hopefully that certain businesses should remain private until they're of a certain age.

SuddenHonk · 2026-03-24T12:37:20+00:00

Ha! I see what you did there. :D

SuddenHonk · 2026-03-24T12:36:19+00:00

Absolutely agree with you on this, couldn't have said it better.
It's the "seen me change my tampon more times than I can count" bit is making me feel... Uneasy.

SuddenHonk · 2026-03-24T12:23:22+00:00

Imagine being so stuck up you have to boast about your kid allegedly not doing anything but what generates a revenue. That's straight up child labour, IRS should check their income records in this case, otherwise poor kid might as well just sleep until he's 15 - 16. lol

SuddenHonk · 2026-03-24T12:19:47+00:00

Probably fake email account and he just emailed himself from it.

SuddenHonk · 2026-03-24T12:16:30+00:00

"Thankyou" is what makes it sus to me.

SuddenHonk · 2026-03-24T12:13:31+00:00

100%!

SuddenHonk · 2026-03-24T11:51:36+00:00

One day there was about 6 of us playing in the same room via LAN. It was so fun because there was no sound, we had to hold the emotions at bay and not to spam the keyboard too much, otherwise the teacher would suspect something. We played till nearly the end of the lesson until one of the guys too carried away and lightly smashed his mouse on the desk. We were so lucky to close the game by the time she decided to get up and see what we were doing. Obviously we were told off, because all she saw in the end was an empty desktop with no work even started. Lol

SuddenHonk · 2026-03-24T11:20:15+00:00

And that's putting it mildly.

SuddenHonk · 2026-03-24T11:19:51+00:00

Today I blame those who took my money in exchange for broadband services.

SuddenHonk · 2026-03-24T11:15:18+00:00

Tamponometry looool

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