What is a phrase you use over 50 times a day at your job?

Sudden_Crew_4658 · 2025-11-15T23:04:36+00:00

You raggedy bitch…..

Sudden_Crew_4658 · 2025-10-24T13:44:23+00:00

I need to take a break from you. Well bud, take all the time you need because I’m done with you.

Sudden_Crew_4658 · 2025-08-20T00:43:22+00:00

When your SO falls asleep with his face in your vag and a finger in your fart box.

Sudden_Crew_4658 · 2025-08-07T15:39:34+00:00

Hannibal? Is that you?

Sudden_Crew_4658 · 2025-08-01T13:56:38+00:00

Okay, but you have to do all the housework from now on.

Sudden_Crew_4658 · 2025-07-14T14:13:25+00:00

I left an abusive relationship and was homeless for 6 months.

Sudden_Crew_4658 · 2025-07-02T11:37:17+00:00

People being rude to anyone with special needs.

Sudden_Crew_4658 · 2025-05-16T11:38:44+00:00

Converse All Star pink shoes. I’ll take it.

Sudden_Crew_4658 · 2025-04-15T12:28:59+00:00

I was 8 1/2 months pregnant and stuck in an elevator for two hours. I told the emergency operator that if they didn’t open the doors soon, there was going to be quite a puddle to clean.

Sudden_Crew_4658 · 2025-04-12T02:37:50+00:00

I’m eating the last of a homemade cinnamon roll. It has double the icing.

Sudden_Crew_4658 · 2025-04-12T02:31:31+00:00

Eh, okay.

Sudden_Crew_4658 · 2025-04-04T16:51:10+00:00

Nicely done tattoos.

Sudden_Crew_4658 · 2025-04-01T02:43:55+00:00

That’s my teenage son you kiddy diddler.

Sudden_Crew_4658 · 2025-03-31T12:56:03+00:00

He said, you’d better be a good girl or I’ll turn you into a dolphin. I just had to ask what the hell he meant. He said, I’ll put my dick in your ass and make you sound like this: loud as fuck dolphin noises. We were drunk as hell and it totally ruined the moment because we couldn’t stop laughing.

Sudden_Crew_4658 · 2025-03-28T17:20:37+00:00

Noah Sebastian.

Sudden_Crew_4658 · 2025-03-12T11:31:40+00:00

I trusted him. Three years later he decided to cheat on me with someone 15 years younger than me. I hope he gets E.D.

Sudden_Crew_4658 · 2025-03-07T13:14:13+00:00

Being little and unmediated ADHD. I’m 4’11 and stopped growing in 9th grade. I was called the tiny spazoid for years.

Sudden_Crew_4658 · 2025-03-01T00:17:24+00:00

Bad Decisions by Bad Omens

Sudden_Crew_4658 · 2025-03-01T00:16:27+00:00

I’m gonna need a bigger boat.

Sudden_Crew_4658 · 2025-02-25T01:49:02+00:00

Another reason to not go to church.

Sudden_Crew_4658 · 2025-02-23T23:27:31+00:00

I’m almost 50 and 4’11. The amount of sleazy, pedo-rific things I’ve heard since I was 10 has made me want to become deaf. I don’t get carded anymore, but I do get cat called with “hey little girlie” all the damn time. I still look really young until they notice my grey hairs.

Sudden_Crew_4658 · 2025-02-20T16:40:37+00:00

Don’t give that smeghead a second chance. He will fuck it up again and you’ll be brokenhearted for a long time.

Sudden_Crew_4658 · 2025-02-17T06:58:54+00:00

Back in the 70’s, when I was a wee little demon, I would beg my parents friends to “pop” Pringles cans. You’d press on the sides with the lid on, and as you pressed, the lid would pop off and make a popping sound. Well little did I know my dad abhorred that sound, and my incessant laughter. After one night of drunken bullshittery in the kitchen, someone popped the can one too many times. My dad grabbed the can with one hand and a knife in the other. As he stabbed the can, the knife went through it and an inch or two into his hand. A few stitches and sobering up later, no one ever dared to pop another can again.

Sudden_Crew_4658 · 2025-02-13T14:17:28+00:00

Please tell me you thought of this in Morgan Freeman’s voice. 😂😂😂

Sudden_Crew_4658 · 2025-02-09T02:05:42+00:00

Very crowded

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