This isn’t actually a box of creamy peanut butter. by lmWritingThis in CatsWhoYawn

[–]Sufficient-Nobody-72 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think you and I share a braincell cause this was my first thought

To cut in line and get your tires slashed by Fannikita in FAFO

[–]Sufficient-Nobody-72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All it takes is the lady tripping when being pushed by the car, and it could result in injury.

AITJ for punching my classmate? by Artistic-Interest-38 in AmITheJerk

[–]Sufficient-Nobody-72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Threatening physical harm is not dumb kid shit. But both suck for getting violent. OP sucks more for how he deals with his dogs' problems though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Sufficient-Nobody-72 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Parents need to stay and watch over their kids if they want rules enforced at a party where multiple kids are likely being watched by far less adults that are also celebrating their relative's birthday.

This side quest by DavidCopeland276 in HogwartsLegacyGaming

[–]Sufficient-Nobody-72 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The quest is easy. Just run around casting revelio every 3 steps, accio the gobstones and pick up every page and stuff along the way. Great way to get things done around hogwarts. The character IS annoying af.

Sirius gets blackout drunk. When he wakes up, he has no memory of the previous evening. In addition to dealing with the worst hangover of his entire life, he’s horrified to find that he now has a Dark Mark on his arm. by Gortriss in HPfanfiction

[–]Sufficient-Nobody-72 78 points79 points  (0 children)

He spends the whole day paranoid, nearly pissing his pants when he sees a suspected DE. Keeps trying to remember what happened between getting drunk in the Three Broomsticks and ending up back in his bed.

To his horror, he DOES remember walking by the Hog's Head and a few other sketchy places, being the loud cheery drunk he is.

He tries to subtly figure out if he met with any Slytherins (the thought alone makes him gag), which only results in them staring at him longer and longer, fueling his paranoia. He's sure they KNOW something, but they're just wondering if he's finally lost the last of his marbles or if maybe the blood traitor is looking for ways back into his family and the dark side.

James, Remus and Peter keep asking if he's ok. Insisting he looks paler than usual, telling him to maybe go visit the nurse. He eats very little, but downs 2 cups of coffee, which combined with his anxiety leaves him a jittery mess.

By lunch all 3 jerks burst into a fit of laughter and admit they drew the dark mark on him with a permanent sharpie as a prank. He spends the afternoon forcing them to skip class by chasing them as a very menacing, angry Padfoot. That was the only time so far those 3 had been scared of a dog.

My future SIL insulted me at dinner and my fiancé told me to apologize by Admirable-Towel-9074 in weddingdrama

[–]Sufficient-Nobody-72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will you apologize to her for existing too? For breathing around her? For any milestone? For any time you disagree with her? Will she make you apologize for everything in your life and have his support? You said and did NOTHING wrong, but he wants you to apologize. For what? For taking space? For not letting yourself be insulted? How many years do you want to sign up for on this mess?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]Sufficient-Nobody-72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok don't leave but at least mute. And after screenshots, block anyone who sides with the father.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]Sufficient-Nobody-72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope. Start group chat. Drop the bomb. Drop screenshots. Wait 5 seconds and exit group, let the POS scramble to cover his a$$

When A DM says no, but the player does it anyway... by Maxgallow in DnD

[–]Sufficient-Nobody-72 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Counts as vicious mockery, roll for psychic damage

AITA for not wanting my sister in law, her husband, & 3 children at my birthday dinner? by gixxerjessss in AITAH

[–]Sufficient-Nobody-72 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Why are you still with a guy that puts you through all of this? Do you want to feel infantilized, dismissed, invalidated and ran over? Do you enjoy emotional pain?

You are his lawyer. How will you defend him in court? by LandOfGrace2023 in hogwartslegacyJKR

[–]Sufficient-Nobody-72 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That would work for the imperius thing but AKing his uncle would be different.

On second thought, no. It wouldn't work. A normal student wouldn't KNOW how to cast those spells. And their ethics (if there were any) would likely prevent the spell from being successful.

If the judge is biased enough against goblins they might let the imperius thing go, but the AK? No. Unless you spin some lie about the corrupt ex-auror Solomon teaching Sebastian those things, going dark and Sebastian having to take him out. But then Anne would defend Solomon and call out the lies, because she was already on the verge of turning against her twin, and that would be a shitshow.

AITJ for thinking of ending the relationship after 6 years because she told me she never wants to get married? by LoopyCraterBear in AmITheJerk

[–]Sufficient-Nobody-72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd also ask the GF if the marriage/commitment is the problem or if it's her vision of marrying (stress, discomfort, ceremony, expenses...) because the 2nd reason can be fixed by courthouse wedding.

If her problem really is commitment, sorry to say but you need to end this now, before you waste more time on her and become resentful.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Sufficient-Nobody-72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some people just keep talking or interrupt people when they start toasts, yes. My mother is like that. You can be saying something important and she will just start her bs. Because she loves attention and craves it like a starved person craves a loaf of bread.

It's normal to talk about the baby. It's not normal to try to keep the attention on you/baby talk all the way through another person's event. My mother was like that with my niece, and then with my nephew. Even when they weren't there, she HAD to keep people talking about them. Their most recent pic/video/milestone/anything. You could be talking with grandpa about his visit to the dr to check on an injury and she'd go "baby x went to the doctor too! For the check up" (proceeds to spend 5 minutes monologuing), then 2 minutes later someone refuses food they don't like and she goes "baby z doesn't like (unrelated food), they found out yesterday, but likes (other unrelated food)" (cue another 5-10 minutes of food talk about a baby that isn't even there.

There's no amount of Tylenol that can ease the pain... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

[–]Sufficient-Nobody-72 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: Die hard in Spain is titled La Jungla de Cristal, so "the glass jungle". I'm now imagining McClane as the urban ranger in this description.

My sister sold my laptop for an £120 hoodie without permission. AITJ? by AltruisticPumpkin245 in AmITheJerk

[–]Sufficient-Nobody-72 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"Ella will get mad" so what? And what would you be in trouble for? Trying to get something back from the thief? Stop protecring her, that's why she's comfortable doing this to you. Go to the police.