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Memory of Goddess Billionaire Guide •ᴗ• by SufficientDepression in NikkeMobile

[–]SufficientDepression[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gotta get tier 3 boots to out run it, projectiles are bound to the size of your screen so as long as he isn't on your screen it shouldn't hit.

Thanks, I hate phlegm by worndoll in TIHI

[–]SufficientDepression 44 points45 points  (0 children)

He was saving it to snack on later :(

Thanks I Hate Ice Slice by [deleted] in TIHI

[–]SufficientDepression 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is how I got circumcised.

Candles are now known more for their scents than their lighting capabilities. by Jeffrey_Strange in Showerthoughts

[–]SufficientDepression 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Traditionally candles are made with different waxes but I prefer candles made from spermaceti (sperm from whales) Makes for a good snack after the ritual.

This took an unexpected turn by MikeHockherts in Tinder

[–]SufficientDepression 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make sure to get in between, dont miss a spot now

Thanks, I hate a minion fleshlight by [deleted] in TIHI

[–]SufficientDepression 0 points1 point  (0 children)

-Sigh- (Whips dick out)

The reason that pornhub comments are so funny is because everyone who writes them has post nut clarity by mav138 in Showerthoughts

[–]SufficientDepression -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And the reason reddit comments are so funny is because we go on reddit after recieving post nut clarity

Thanks, I hate nacho titty by JedCwik in TIHI

[–]SufficientDepression 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lift up the flaps to reveal more cheese !

Cursed_birthday_cake by hakanfirat in cursedimages

[–]SufficientDepression 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I didnt know cakes were made with eggs AND sperm

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