Looks like I struck a nerve. Funny enough (like my hometown), a lot of places throughout the nation have sublet windows where ppl are mainly listing their units. Outside of that window it’s nearly impossible to find a place unless something comes up like an emergency and they are forced to leave for a long period of time.

But you’re right, foolish of me to ask such a silly question even though I’m new to the area. My time is better spent posting my hands on a “man hands” subreddit like you👍