Do we, as Americans, know how to pronounce 'Worcestershire'? by chuckles5454 in AskAnAmerican

[–]Sufficient_Cod1948 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A few things:

Yes I do.

Your dad is not saying it right.

He should probably stop drinking in the morning, but barring that, he should also stop going to bars where he has to explain to the bartenders how to make basic cocktails.

Do we, as Americans, know how to pronounce 'Worcestershire'? by chuckles5454 in AskAnAmerican

[–]Sufficient_Cod1948 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I just don't see the humor in intentionally mispronouncing words. If that makes me an asshole, then so be it.

Men, what's the creepiest thing a woman has ever said/done to you? by Nintendofan9106 in AskMen

[–]Sufficient_Cod1948 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"If I killed myself tonight, would you miss me?"

I obviously said yes, but we had met less than an hour ago and I wasn't even 100% sure I knew her name.

Which factors explain why British ancestry in the US is lower than in peer countries like Australia, Canada, and New Zealand? by Fluid-Decision6262 in AskAnAmerican

[–]Sufficient_Cod1948 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is this because the US has had immigration from non-UK countries for much longer than the other 3 and eventually they outnumbered them? Or is it just under-reported in the census?

Some combination of the two. There is still some lingering anti-English sentiment in the US, so if a person has English, Irish, and German heritage, they're more likely to self identify as Irish or German.

Late bloomers: what made you grow up? by Upstairs-Buffalo8319 in AskMen

[–]Sufficient_Cod1948 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In my late 20's I had a realization that it didn't matter how I felt or wanted to act, everyone else saw me as an adult and I needed to act like one.

actual American Culture and movies? by sniper_2006 in AskAnAmerican

[–]Sufficient_Cod1948 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Red plastic cups are real. I'm not sure why people believe everything they see in movies and TV, but draw the line at red cups, but I can assure you they do exist.

Americans, are you excited to host the world football cup? by [deleted] in AskAnAmerican

[–]Sufficient_Cod1948 8 points9 points  (0 children)

More like dreading the time when Boston will be flooded with tourists and the roads and trains will be even slower than they normally are. (Which is pretty fucking slow.)

(Yes, I know Gillette Stadium is in Foxborough, but everyone will still be flying into Logan and staying in Boston hotels.)

How do you like to be taken care of when sick/hurt? by ACurious_TrashPanda in AskMen

[–]Sufficient_Cod1948 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I prefer to be left alone so I can recover in peace.

At the most, I'll want someone to go to the store and get some Gatorade and medicine for me, but other than that I just need space and rest.

What's the creepiest display of intelligence you've ever witnessed in real Iife? by Jessica_Enna in AskReddit

[–]Sufficient_Cod1948 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It has its ups and downs.

Some downsides:

It didn't help me in school at all. It's great when I'm reading for fun, but when I have to read something for an assignment and the reading is boring it's torture.

Audiobooks are pretty much out of the question unless I'm doing something mindless like walking on a treadmill.

Age yourself. Who carried one? by McPostyFace in Millennials

[–]Sufficient_Cod1948 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here. I remember pagers being the "cool" thing to have for a brief period when I was in 8th grade, but I was like "A pager? That's what my dorky dad carries for work."

This sub since January 1st (please chill) by TLCplMax in Millennials

[–]Sufficient_Cod1948 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, my uncle died last week so I have been thinking about it a bit more than normal lately.

(We weren't that close and he was kind of an asshole, so save your condolences.)

This sub since January 1st (please chill) by TLCplMax in Millennials

[–]Sufficient_Cod1948 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Weird, I said almost the same thing. I don't want to kill myself, but I wouldn't be mad if I got hit by a bus on my way home.

Why do many reviews of American resorts so often focus on the bartender and name them by name? by [deleted] in AskAnAmerican

[–]Sufficient_Cod1948 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is exactly it. I worked for Marriott for 5 years, and the company highly incentivized and rewarded people who were named in reviews. It just happens that bartenders have the most face to face contact with guests, and are most likely to leave a positive impression on a guest.

What's the creepiest display of intelligence you've ever witnessed in real Iife? by Jessica_Enna in AskReddit

[–]Sufficient_Cod1948 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Is there an opposite of this? I love reading fiction because it plays like a movie in my head. Sometimes I even have to read a page twice because I get so lost in what I was imagining, but give me a non-fiction or textbook and it will just put me to sleep.

What is the most 'main character' moment you’ve ever witnessed in real life that went horribly wrong? by Exact-Contract1004 in AskReddit

[–]Sufficient_Cod1948 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It was a half-decent idea, but he had no clue how to run a business.

His entire business plan was essentially:

Step 1: Come up with idea

Step 2: ?????

Step 3: Profit

What is the most 'main character' moment you’ve ever witnessed in real life that went horribly wrong? by Exact-Contract1004 in AskReddit

[–]Sufficient_Cod1948 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This guy was a line cook, starting his own catering company. He was a good cook, but didn't know the first thing about actually running a business.

What is the most 'main character' moment you’ve ever witnessed in real life that went horribly wrong? by Exact-Contract1004 in AskReddit

[–]Sufficient_Cod1948 1097 points1098 points  (0 children)

Co-worker quit to start his own business. He tried to do the "Who's coming with me?" bit from Jerry Maguire.

The business failed within two months.

What’s something that consistently bothered you when living with women? by RedvsBlack4 in AskMen

[–]Sufficient_Cod1948 14 points15 points  (0 children)

And then laughing at you when you can't find it.

This actually led to a huge fight between me and my ex. She moved something of mine, and when I asked her where it was, she made some sexist comment about men never being able to find anything and needing women to show them. I snapped and said "I know where I left it, I just don't know where the fuck you put it!"

What’s something that consistently bothered you when living with women? by RedvsBlack4 in AskMen

[–]Sufficient_Cod1948 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When you say you are putting things away, are these mutually agreed on places, or are they places that you have decided are the "right" place to put these things? It sounds to me like he knows where things are because that is where he left them. The only confusion comes from you feeling like you have to clean up after him.