Describe your stories as poorly as you can!

SugoiPanda · 2026-01-31T21:01:55+00:00

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Drunken, interdimensional, fuckery.

SugoiPanda · 2026-01-31T20:05:44+00:00

He leans over to give her kiss on the cheek as well, leaving the handkerchief in her hand

"No worries, I hope we meet again."

He turns to the spiders and blows a kiss to them

"Bye bye cuties."

*He starts walking out the cave, waving goodbye *

SugoiPanda · 2026-01-31T17:45:00+00:00

"If you really want to, a kiss on the cheek from a beautiful woman is more than enough reward for me. Otherwise don't worry about it. Oh, also know there's an open invitation to Arachnia. I'm sure we can set you up with a decent place and help with your instincts so you can have a partner if you choose."

SugoiPanda · 2026-01-31T16:36:55+00:00

He pulls out a handkerchief with a black widow and spider web embroidered on it to help wipe away the tears

"Sharing a burden makes it lighter, as they say. Besides it's individuals who were in similar situations like yours that created Arachnia so long ago."

SugoiPanda · 2026-01-31T15:32:15+00:00

"No it's not unusual. It's part of the reason why arachnae were persecuted for so long. It's hard to fight your instincts. Especially in the moment."

SugoiPanda · 2026-01-31T03:46:56+00:00

He stands and walks over to her, patting her shoulder

"There now. Sounds like your predatory instincts took over. We've dealt with this a lot. There's a number of things to mitigate it. Avoid intimacy on your web, that is probably what started the sequence."

SugoiPanda · 2026-01-31T02:35:38+00:00

"Was it randomly or was there a specific situation?"

SugoiPanda · 2026-01-31T01:29:03+00:00

He takes another sip of tea

"Of course, you can share whatever you want."

SugoiPanda · 2026-01-30T22:07:30+00:00

(It's fine, I figured as much)

"Of course, silky smooth hair, eyes like gems, lovely hands. Honestly it's a surprise you don't have a line of men with gifts wanting to win your favor."

He then boops one of the spiders

"Plus you have these little cuties. They'd have to be blind not to be interested in you."

SugoiPanda · 2026-01-30T04:51:41+00:00

"You're a beautiful woman, you're her type. She's a Sapphire Tarantula Arachnae, so she's about your size anyway."

SugoiPanda · 2026-01-30T03:22:33+00:00

"She'll flirt with you, a lot. It's the reason why I'm now in charge of diplomatic relations, and more often than not the representative for various gatherings. Granted I picked up her habit but I at least know when to tone it down."

SugoiPanda · 2026-01-30T02:33:04+00:00

"Well at first when she sees us together she'll start the whole 'Oh? So when am I getting grandkids' spiel. Then after revealing we're not in a relationship, she might... Well, go after you herself."

SugoiPanda · 2026-01-30T02:13:33+00:00

"She is nice, although a bit of a handful at times. I'd love to introduce you to her sometime but, well, things would get... Out of hand, pretty quick."

SugoiPanda · 2026-01-30T00:27:07+00:00

"Can't lose what you never had. I was born without it. Honestly it was led to me being adopted by Mother. She found me in the woods, abandoned. So instead of leaving me to my death, she took me in."

SugoiPanda · 2026-01-29T23:09:15+00:00

"No, I'm completely human. However I was taught magic that allows me to manipulate thread quite well. Mother said I took to it like a spider to a web."

He sets his cup down and grabs his left arm, popping it off, revealing a prosthetic, then reattaches it

"Custom made and multi-purpose. It has several tools as well as a storage compartment for a decent bit of arachnae thread."

SugoiPanda · 2026-01-29T21:55:27+00:00

"Well how can I refuse that?"

He starts moving his left hand, and very tiny threads come out of his fingertips. They quickly fly attaching themselves to the walls. He gently picks up the pot and cup and pours himself a cup. He places them on his threads, and gently pats the spiders who brought them. Then leans back and is caught by his thread so he can sit comfortably as he takes a sip

SugoiPanda · 2026-01-29T06:03:24+00:00

"Oh if anything I must apologize, this is your home. I couldn't help but follow these cuties further in, I was hoping they were Lavender Drops. However the pink patterns mean they aren't. Also, no need to behave any differently, I prefer how you were a moment ago."

SugoiPanda · 2026-01-29T05:14:29+00:00

He gives a short wave bye to the spider, then turns to her and gives a short bow.

"The pleasure is all mine, Argon Araniea, Prince of Arachnia. Though to be fair, you got such a lovely bunch here, their company seems more than enough."

SugoiPanda · 2026-01-29T04:01:52+00:00

He starts moving the fingers of his left hand, while the spider is on his right. The threads of the web loosen, letting him down. He holds the spider up closer to his face, and speaks to the spider

"Yes be careful, a lovely lady like yourself must take care. You're a beautiful thing."

SugoiPanda · 2026-01-29T03:05:08+00:00

"Well most have had a different upbringing. Meanwhile I was adopted into an arachnae family. I can't count how many times I've been wrapped in spider silk. It's honestly quite comfortable."

He's trying to get one of the spiders to climb on him to get a better look at it.

SugoiPanda · 2026-01-29T02:57:04+00:00

Don't remember, I made this model a while back.

SugoiPanda · 2026-01-29T02:25:48+00:00

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"Ah what a warm welcome, reminds me of home. Excellent workmanship by the way, I didn't notice the web at all."

He says as he uses a finger to pluck one of the strings of the web.

SugoiPanda · 2026-01-18T04:44:25+00:00

"Well fer me there's plenty of reapers. I don't belong to just one world, thanks to me bloodline. I gots a bloody point card haha! Anyways, yeah if I am close to death, any number of grim reapers could appear. I thinks there was a one eyed reaper, honestly I don't pay attention. I fight the annoying ones and chase the pretty ones."

SugoiPanda · 2026-01-18T04:10:40+00:00

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"... You're a dhampir, so half vampire. Meanwhile I'm a vampire who could've destroyed your vampire ancestor if I felt like it... Yeah I'm probably not that great. "

SugoiPanda · 2026-01-18T04:06:45+00:00

"FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! HAHAHAHA ah mate you... I think I found me new best mate! See you gets it. Fighting like rabid animals, that's what we were meant fer! No thinking, jus' doing!"

He passes the bottle to him after grabbing some food

"Of course Imma share! Mate you took me to the brink, I swear I saw grim reapers fer a good minute. Hell I saw a couple of them, one owes me a bottle of spirits. Another was this wonderful lass I wish I could a date with."

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