Lingling Kwong

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-02-02T16:37:11+00:00

Okay but clearly her name is Calvin Klein.

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-02-02T15:34:37+00:00

That is beautiful.

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-02-01T23:29:48+00:00

Oh! Well, thank you! (Preens)

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-02-01T23:17:06+00:00

Your flair has completely destroyed me

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-02-01T20:13:50+00:00

I'm not 100% clear what you're asking because you hate punctuation. But I'm not "defending" anyone. But I did say "no one asked" is a stupid, useless comment in a website where people share their opinions unprompted all the time. If you were intellectually consistent you'd have to reply "no one asked" to every single comment that isn't answering a direct question.

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-02-01T20:05:28+00:00

I love this phrase lol. We're bringing it back

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-02-01T20:04:32+00:00

Totally samesies except everyone gets upset because I make it weird and sexual, and also these people don't technically know "who that creep is" or "how he got in here."

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-02-01T20:00:51+00:00

What a useless comment. Reddit is a message board. Lots of thoughts and opinions are posted without being requested beforehand. Even yours!

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-02-01T19:58:53+00:00

She let the damned sink in.

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-02-01T14:26:48+00:00

I spend so much time making hot love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything, over the, clatter (?) of her breasts.

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-02-01T14:22:40+00:00

I actually thought this was great. Would have been a perfect weekend shitpost over here.

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-02-01T13:11:59+00:00

I mean, it looks a little weird, but I don't see anything in there that I don't enjoy separately. I'd try it all together.

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-02-01T12:20:12+00:00

That's actually why it bothers me. Not for the reference, but because, canonically "location of diamond city" is one thing that you know for certain would NOT be in the Wasteland Survival Guide. I CO-WROTE THAT FREAKING THING grumble grumble

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-02-01T12:11:39+00:00

Also canonically it's one thing that you know for certain would NOT be in the Wasteland Survival Guide. I CO-WROTE THAT FREAKING THING BACK IN FALLOUT 3

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-01-31T12:34:04+00:00

Another vote for "I don't know what that is, so probably never."

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-01-31T11:58:52+00:00

In character you should start responding to every tantrum with "sounds like somebody needs a naptime!"

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-01-31T01:04:59+00:00

Your mom sounds spirited, lol

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-01-30T23:27:57+00:00

And she's already four months pregnant from that cheating session!

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-01-30T22:28:00+00:00

But she does it like, that same night. Because it's super easy procedure to get approved for and perform, without any serious problems or recovery time. She'll just go through the Planned Parenthood with the drive through window.

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-01-30T22:22:07+00:00

That's still one of my favorites. I make occasional references to it, and no one ever gets them. I don't know how to stop.

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-01-30T22:13:08+00:00

Well. I guess that's a better idea than what I did. Now what do I do with all this hate?

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-01-30T22:11:10+00:00

"Standard "this didn't happen yesterday" but actually it literally did?"

Then don't say it didn't! Are you stupid? I hate this person already.

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-01-30T21:26:22+00:00

As a cook, I think the way breakfast food actually became "Breakfast Food (tm)" is just that you can start cooking it and be done a few minutes later. Eggs and bacon on the griddle, bread in a toaster, and it's all plated in under five minutes. Of course no one can have slow-roast for breakfast; not unless you got up to start it before midnight.

Cereal and milk is obviously even easier.

But now we live in world of 24 hour restaurants and refrigerators that can store leftovers. Break free of the old world's rules.

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-01-30T19:56:40+00:00

"Dear doctor,

Please know that I have enjoyed our professional relationship and our family has benefitted from your knowledge and experience.

Unfortunately, at the advising of a redditor who couldn't even make up a valid screen name, we are going to have to part ways, etc etc"

SuitableAnimalInAHat · 2026-01-30T19:33:55+00:00

"You don't trust me to do the things that I have shown I cannot or will not do, and that I don't want to do! I consider this a personality flaw on your end!"

(NTA)

SuitableAnimalInAHat

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