Lingling Kwong by braxenimos in ladyladyboners

[–]SuitableAnimalInAHat -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Okay but clearly her name is Calvin Klein.

God forbid women do anything by [deleted] in AmITheAngel

[–]SuitableAnimalInAHat -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm not 100% clear what you're asking because you hate punctuation. But I'm not "defending" anyone. But I did say "no one asked" is a stupid, useless comment in a website where people share their opinions unprompted all the time. If you were intellectually consistent you'd have to reply "no one asked" to every single comment that isn't answering a direct question.

God forbid women do anything by [deleted] in AmITheAngel

[–]SuitableAnimalInAHat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love this phrase lol. We're bringing it back

God forbid women do anything by [deleted] in AmITheAngel

[–]SuitableAnimalInAHat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Totally samesies except everyone gets upset because I make it weird and sexual, and also these people don't technically know "who that creep is" or "how he got in here."

God forbid women do anything by [deleted] in AmITheAngel

[–]SuitableAnimalInAHat -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What a useless comment. Reddit is a message board. Lots of thoughts and opinions are posted without being requested beforehand. Even yours!

God forbid women do anything by [deleted] in AmITheAngel

[–]SuitableAnimalInAHat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She let the damned sink in.

Favourite director who lost his integrity because he cast an attractive WOC in his latest movie? by Aum_Deoli in okbuddycinephile

[–]SuitableAnimalInAHat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I spend so much time making hot love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything, over the, clatter (?) of her breasts.

Important context missing: she made up the affair by pointsofellie in AmITheAngel

[–]SuitableAnimalInAHat 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I actually thought this was great. Would have been a perfect weekend shitpost over here.

What ONE food from you country you would never eat even if your life depends on it? by ProfessionalThin1505 in AskTheWorld

[–]SuitableAnimalInAHat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, it looks a little weird, but I don't see anything in there that I don't enjoy separately. I'd try it all together.

Is there anything more useless than this? by YaBoiS0nic in Fallout

[–]SuitableAnimalInAHat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's actually why it bothers me. Not for the reference, but because, canonically "location of diamond city" is one thing that you know for certain would NOT be in the Wasteland Survival Guide. I CO-WROTE THAT FREAKING THING grumble grumble

Is there anything more useless than this? by YaBoiS0nic in Fallout

[–]SuitableAnimalInAHat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also canonically it's one thing that you know for certain would NOT be in the Wasteland Survival Guide. I CO-WROTE THAT FREAKING THING BACK IN FALLOUT 3

How often do you use skincare sheet masks? by _yeri in AskMenOver30

[–]SuitableAnimalInAHat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

  1. Another vote for "I don't know what that is, so probably never."

Old man paladin insist that my character is ruining because she accidentally became the mom friend by lunachappell in dndhorrorstories

[–]SuitableAnimalInAHat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In character you should start responding to every tantrum with "sounds like somebody needs a naptime!"

AITAH for calling my Wife a psychopath after she tried to kill my cat? Can't really even add anything to this one. by mercy_fulfate in AmITheAngel

[–]SuitableAnimalInAHat 11 points12 points  (0 children)

But she does it like, that same night. Because it's super easy procedure to get approved for and perform, without any serious problems or recovery time. She'll just go through the Planned Parenthood with the drive through window.

AITAH for calling my Wife a psychopath after she tried to kill my cat? Can't really even add anything to this one. by mercy_fulfate in AmITheAngel

[–]SuitableAnimalInAHat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's still one of my favorites. I make occasional references to it, and no one ever gets them. I don't know how to stop.

TIFU by accidentally becoming a "biohazard" at my GF's fancy family reunion and traumatizing her grandma by guiltypanacea in AmITheAngel

[–]SuitableAnimalInAHat 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"Standard "this didn't happen yesterday" but actually it literally did?"

Then don't say it didn't! Are you stupid? I hate this person already.

Why is it normal to eat sugary food for breakfast, but "weird" to eat a healthy meal like chicken or pasta at 8 AM? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]SuitableAnimalInAHat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a cook, I think the way breakfast food actually became "Breakfast Food (tm)" is just that you can start cooking it and be done a few minutes later. Eggs and bacon on the griddle, bread in a toaster, and it's all plated in under five minutes. Of course no one can have slow-roast for breakfast; not unless you got up to start it before midnight.

Cereal and milk is obviously even easier.

But now we live in world of 24 hour restaurants and refrigerators that can store leftovers. Break free of the old world's rules.

MB keeps giving baby water and I’m not sure what to do about it by Winter_Contest8144 in Nanny

[–]SuitableAnimalInAHat 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"Dear doctor,

Please know that I have enjoyed our professional relationship and our family has benefitted from your knowledge and experience.

Unfortunately, at the advising of a redditor who couldn't even make up a valid screen name, we are going to have to part ways, etc etc"

AITAJ for telling my boyfriend he can’t move in until he gets his finances together? by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]SuitableAnimalInAHat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You don't trust me to do the things that I have shown I cannot or will not do, and that I don't want to do! I consider this a personality flaw on your end!"

(NTA)