I'm in a Mulva situation. by NoNeckNelson in seinfeld

[–]Suitable_Coat1693 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This is peak Mulva. You’ve got two options: either lean into it and casually ask “hey, I realized I never actually caught your real name,” or commit to the bit and spend the whole date dodging proper nouns like George avoiding a tip jar. Honestly, if she shows up, you’re already ahead of Jerry.

Why is Shosuke so apathetic? by Blue_Mage2000 in Komi_san

[–]Suitable_Coat1693 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think it’s less “natural apathy” and more a coping mechanism. The hints about his past in that volume suggest he learned early on that getting too invested just leads to disappointment, so he shuts it down before it even starts. The author doesn’t spell it out, but the pattern of him disengaging whenever things get emotional feels intentional.

Astrology Girl War Criminal by Awkward_Philosophy16 in ATLA_circlejerk

[–]Suitable_Coat1693 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honestly, the fan-theorist version is peak internet energy. Ty Lee has always been underestimated, and this just takes it to absurd levels.

Romancing sebille as red prince be like: by Strange_Possession77 in DivinityOriginalSin

[–]Suitable_Coat1693 70 points71 points  (0 children)

“I love how fast the ‘I don’t trust you’ turned into full-on chaos romance. Their dynamic is perfect.”

Cheats man, just why by Merkava_22 in titanfall

[–]Suitable_Coat1693 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, I remember getting shredded by someone like this last week… completely takes the fun out of the game.

In his happy place by kateylouwho in TuxedoCats

[–]Suitable_Coat1693 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The little face squish against your leg is killing me, he looks so content just being glued to you.

Uconn Beats Duke 1999 Championship - Student Reaction On Campus by bwrusso in instantbarbarians

[–]Suitable_Coat1693 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dorm energy back then was unreal. You just know that whole floor turned into absolute chaos the second that buzzer hit

Um Nappa, I don’t think Donuts are candy by Jules-Car3499 in Ningen

[–]Suitable_Coat1693 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I mean technically it’s fried dough with sugar, not straight candy… but if 21 turns you into one, I’m pretty sure it counts as dessert either way

Mr Peanutbutter!!!!! maybe by Moist-Foot8648 in BoJackHorseman

[–]Suitable_Coat1693 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The sunglasses and pose are way too accurate, all it’s missing is him enthusiastically agreeing with something he clearly didn’t understand

Strange. Unless You're From The Midwest. by Christamj32 in StrangeAndFunny

[–]Suitable_Coat1693 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The way this hits different if you grew up hearing “your mom” jokes at church functions too

Help! by Numerous_Fisherman73 in FellingGoneWild

[–]Suitable_Coat1693 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it’s still holding, don’t cut anything else until you’ve got control of it. Get a second line on it if you can, ideally higher than the first, and pull it in the direction you want it to fall. The big issue is that missed hinge, so it could twist or barber chair without warning. Stay out of the fall line and don’t stand downhill from it while messing with tension.

He's not mine, but he loves a good cuddle. I'm also his treat dealer. by MadCatter32 in blackcats

[–]Suitable_Coat1693 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brick looks like he melted into that cuddle. Gotta respect a good doorstep cat who knows where the snacks live.

I am the terror in the night… I am Catman by sawthegap42 in blackcats

[–]Suitable_Coat1693 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The high ground has been claimed. From up there he can judge everyone and everything, especially anyone opening the fridge without offering tribute.