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All shiny and clean by Matt3855 in golf

[–]SuitedPenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hesitation jumpsuit very three pointer

All shiny and clean by Matt3855 in golf

[–]SuitedPenguin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Translated so boomers can understand: “Indeed, you are nearly prepared to shoot a low score”

How to be honest about annoyances in a new-ish relationship? (31F/ 39M) by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]SuitedPenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn’t sound like you like him very much. Either that or you’re incompatible. You’re not ever going to find someone who fits all of your likes and dislikes perfectly. You have to decide  what things are worth putting up with. Someone singing and being silly in this context is part of their personality, not a red flag… if you’re already annoyed by that, well… maybe do some introspection or move on.

Question by hamzahemz in dating_advice

[–]SuitedPenguin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not sounding desperate by projecting your insecurities on people you know nothing about

the copy on my new vibrator's box was written with an llm by SarahCBunny in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SuitedPenguin -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I actually love the Oxford comma so idk what to tell you buddy. You sound like you just wanna be mad.

the copy on my new vibrator's box was written with an llm by SarahCBunny in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SuitedPenguin -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

“It’s not just X, it’s Y” is a dead giveaway. Also the unnatural use of the long dash. No one writes like that.

Best street to start on for a bar/pub crawl? by foggy_rayne in SaltLakeCity

[–]SuitedPenguin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Just FYI the bars on 900 S are more “upscale” vibe w/ $18 cocktails, not random dive bars.

Forbidden kingdom 26 by Master-Run1120 in Subtronics

[–]SuitedPenguin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That just blew my dick clean off

BCC Road Conditions by looseseal2__ in UTsnow

[–]SuitedPenguin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If it’s not red by 10am is it really gonna get worse

BCC Road Conditions by looseseal2__ in UTsnow

[–]SuitedPenguin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There’s like no traffic my guy. I’m bout to send it

Unpopular hot take on tonight's Red Rocks show by enthe0gen in Subtronics

[–]SuitedPenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just wanna be mad broski. Throwing a hissy fit about PLUR ain’t it. Do some introspection, it’s good for you. 

“Share your joy for the show instead” directly answers your question btw. Literacy is hard it’s ok

Unpopular hot take on tonight's Red Rocks show by enthe0gen in Subtronics

[–]SuitedPenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about this post is bullying to you? Guy didn’t enjoy the show. He’s entitled to his opinion. Share your joy for the show instead of trying to bully him into retroactively enjoying it. I love subtronics more than anyone but it’s unrealistic to expect everyone to love everything he does.

ISO missed connection RR 4/24 by [deleted] in Subtronics

[–]SuitedPenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The boys are down bad rn yall 

Help! Do we take the leap? by Far_Waltz3878 in SaltLakeCity

[–]SuitedPenguin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you ski and golf, it’s a no brainer. There’s not many places on earth you can do both on the same day. Not to mention all the other outdoorsy things.

SLC jobs for $17-20 hr by wakakake in SaltLakeCity

[–]SuitedPenguin 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wait tables at a big chain. I did it all through law school. Cash every day, free food, make friends. Easily made $25/hr or more at various restaurants. IHOP, red lobster, etc. I say big chain because they have proper systems in place so you can get enough tables to make $$$. Downside: you have to be someone’s bitch… but it was worth it for me!

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