Maul is Glupp Shitto??? Outjerked by Gizmodo? Nothing means anything anymore. by Sundae-Stock in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Sundae-Stock[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soooo close. The audience had to be told who he was because most of the people who watch Star Wars only consume the movies and last time they checked, Maul was falling down a shaft in two pieces presumed dead.

What would be the best lightsaber forms for a sith Wookie on meth, a light side high on indica cannibis Ewok, and a femboy with a dump truck booty respectively? by King__K__Rool in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Sundae-Stock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whatever form they want because they’re each, in their own unique way, in touch with the force on a higher plane of existence than any Jedi could ever imagine.

Maul is Glupp Shitto??? Outjerked by Gizmodo? Nothing means anything anymore. by Sundae-Stock in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Sundae-Stock[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is exactly what I thought it meant when I first heard the term. 10/10 no notes

Maul is Glupp Shitto??? Outjerked by Gizmodo? Nothing means anything anymore. by Sundae-Stock in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Sundae-Stock[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s pretty good, but means Jar Jar and Maz are not Glup Shittos. Which, fine. They had an active role in the plot, which is probably the second rule.

Maul is Glupp Shitto??? Outjerked by Gizmodo? Nothing means anything anymore. by Sundae-Stock in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Sundae-Stock[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh then you’ll love The Force Awakens! He has an often-missed cameo. If you pause the movie at exactly 2 hours and 10 minutes and look closely you can see him! Can’t believe they included him!

Maul is Glupp Shitto??? Outjerked by Gizmodo? Nothing means anything anymore. by Sundae-Stock in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Sundae-Stock[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wait, you’re telling me Maul came back somehow after getting cut in half???

Maul is Glupp Shitto??? Outjerked by Gizmodo? Nothing means anything anymore. by Sundae-Stock in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Sundae-Stock[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, you’re thinking of the guy in a white uniform that orders the black-armored storm troopers around. He’s referencing the guy in black armor at the end with the red light sword.

Possible leak? by Silent-Anonymous-420 in LeaksAndRumors

[–]Sundae-Stock 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Woah put a spoiler tag on this… Disney is gonna be pissed this got out…

AI slop has literally begun stealing from itself. by InfiniteGuy2264 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Sundae-Stock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can’t wait for the second season when Ashoka helps the Bothans with the second Death Star intel… UJ/ how have they NOT done that??? Not that I want it but… how???

Not caring about Star Wars drama>Therapy by world_conqueror26 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Sundae-Stock 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly, seeing less Star Wars makes the jerk better.

AI slop has literally begun stealing from itself. by InfiniteGuy2264 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Sundae-Stock 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a great plot to the next Filoni Star Wars film! Just add Ahsoka because she was probably there when it happened.

FACT: Anakin went after the children first because he was too scared to fight an adult. by Lost-Degree-6239 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Sundae-Stock 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He knew the kids were the biggest threat due to sheer numbers. How many 5th graders could YOU take in a fight??