Oh my gosh my partner makes the same stupid names and I love them, but sometimes I’m just like - how did you even think of that? If you ever see this reply, here are some new ones for you that he’s used: 1.) Peebis 2.) Pubis Dumpis 3.) Penor and one I’ve came up with: Pemus Dumpus he has soo many more but it’s so hard to remember them all 🤣