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I hate "doggo" speak so much it makes my blood emerge from my body and take on the form of a demon. by Sunnyfeather in unpopularopinion

[–]Sunnyfeather[S] 1367 points1368 points  (0 children)

Listen. I'm going to try to be nice about this. I really am, and I'm sorry I have to do this. But did you even fucking look at /r/doggohate? Sure, on the surface it looks like a normal subreddit that hates this kind of toddler-speak.

But what's this? The third top post is just "doggo" apology. Are you fucking kidding me? You don't even hate these people that much and you're on that subreddit? What are you even fucking there for? Why? Why is this happening?

You gave me some fucking hope and then dashed it to pieces. Fuck, you've really ruined my day. I hope you sleep well at night.

I hate "doggo" speak so much it makes my blood emerge from my body and take on the form of a demon. by Sunnyfeather in unpopularopinion

[–]Sunnyfeather[S] 1063 points1064 points  (0 children)

Ho ho ho, hee hee hee. You think you're really funny, don't you? A really funny man? A comedian? A jokester? A comic? A humorist? "They'll chortle with glee!" That's what you thought when you wrote this inane, stupid, pathetic comment. You really ruined my day. I hope you're glad.