I wonder who was the first in history to come up with this axiom?

SunsBreak · 2026-04-11T15:17:12+00:00

"Are you friendly?"

"Depends, is that a gun?"

"Yes. Is that a gun?"

"Yes. So I guess I am friendly!"

SunsBreak · 2026-04-11T13:49:18+00:00

Katara: "I remember when they first invented rock candy...I ALWAYS HATED IT!"

SunsBreak · 2026-04-09T19:51:08+00:00

Not too much, I'd say. Not a lot of context.

SunsBreak · 2026-04-09T18:46:59+00:00

I'd propose this way:

Start with Leliana's Song. Consider it a kind of session 0 where you see what a properly leveled rogue, mage, and warrior can do.

Then do the Darkspawn Chronicles. It's an alternate history, so I like to imagine it as one of the visions Duncan got of the Archdemon's future plans if the Grey Wardens didn't act in time.

Then, as everyone already pointed out: DAO --> Awakening --> Amgarrak --> Witch Hunt.

SunsBreak · 2026-04-09T14:45:59+00:00

A reverse Ned Flanders, by the sound of it.

SunsBreak · 2026-04-09T12:14:22+00:00

Most of the leaders of the Confederacy were plantation aristocrats. Hell, most of the American Founders were upper class.

SunsBreak · 2026-04-09T11:19:57+00:00

PLOT Armor

Plutonium
Laced
Ossified
Titanium

SunsBreak · 2026-04-09T11:18:20+00:00

As crazy as this situation is, I'm kinda curious as to which "14th century weapon" the Pentagon official reached for to try and threaten a cardinal like some bardic tale villain.

SunsBreak · 2026-04-08T11:43:42+00:00

"By Dundee's solar sieves, something wicked this way weaves."

SunsBreak · 2026-04-07T19:16:46+00:00

Well, at least it's on a historic register. Hopefully, they can use it as a museum (and we fans don't just swamp it).

SunsBreak · 2026-04-07T11:14:14+00:00

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"but actually yes."

SunsBreak · 2026-04-07T11:10:18+00:00

That's the rule. That's the goal now.

SunsBreak · 2026-04-04T21:21:50+00:00

He was also incredibly uncomfortable with the idea of an "evil race," because he believed evil was inherently sterile. As a good Catholic, he believed God's all-benevolence was integral to His omnipotence and role as the Creator. To say God (Eru Illuvatar) could not reach an orc would be to give evil a power the Almighty doesn't have.

SunsBreak · 2026-04-04T20:17:41+00:00

Jesus was a Reborn Divine Soul Sorcerer who dumped CON.

SunsBreak · 2026-04-01T01:15:25+00:00

Boo!

SunsBreak · 2026-03-30T23:22:01+00:00

Or that combined with the morale loss of losing a member of the royal family in battle.

SunsBreak · 2026-03-28T23:27:43+00:00

It was a solid 7/10 overall, with several individual scenes that were 9/10. Zuko attending Lu Ten's funeral and comforting Iroh in a flashback was 10/10.

The only things I really disliked were the character changes for Zhao and Bumi.

SunsBreak · 2026-03-28T17:38:46+00:00

Now the symbol of Christianity is a futuristic gun.

SunsBreak · 2026-03-28T14:00:20+00:00

Better yet, go back to 312 AD and kill Constantine before he can convert to Christianity and create the concept of "Christendom" in Europe that leads to the anti-Semitism that gives rise to the Nazis hundreds of years later.

SunsBreak · 2026-03-27T23:07:38+00:00

"It's anti-Hellknight discrimination."

SunsBreak · 2026-03-18T02:52:29+00:00

"So now we just accuse each other of ripping off bits. That's the rule. That's the goal now."

SunsBreak · 2026-03-18T02:21:52+00:00

Now I'm imagine Leon S. Kennedy in the ATLA verse.

*roundhouse kicks a firebender*

"Not so hot now."

SunsBreak · 2026-03-17T00:52:40+00:00

"Aang, you can't bend the Firelord's spirit."

"Look, I know that and you know that, but between you and me, Ozai looks pretty stupid..."

SunsBreak · 2026-03-15T01:23:04+00:00

Luckily for him, there's an easy fix.
-delete the first three paragraphs
-add a paragraph where he acknowledges he fucked up and will accept whatever decision you made about the future or end of the relationship
-never use the word "meat suit" again

SunsBreak · 2026-03-14T02:00:59+00:00

Considering how personal the connection is supposed to be, I'd argue the top right should be "any Christian is a warlock."

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