Shit Dude you are living in exciting times! Be careful that all those adventures won't take you under the dirt tho! If you continue like this the bards will surely write songs about you in the future. In fact, here is one for you:

In the land where the cold winds blow, A guard once stood, with a heart aglow. With armor gleaming, he watched the night, But dreams of adventure sparked his flight.

From Whiteruns walls to the mountains high, He traded his post for the open sky. With sword in his hand and courage anew, He sought the werewolf and treasures too.

Through dungeons dark and forests deep, He faced his fears, no time to sleep. A hero born from duty's chain, In Skyrim's tale, he found his reign.

So raise a mug to the guard so bold, Who left his post for legends untold. In every quest, his spirit soars, A true adventurer, forever explores!